DEFENDER'S RAP

• Our father, who are in prison
• Mother knows not his name.
• Thy Chavdom come, thy shoplifting done, in JJB sports as it is in Poundland.
• Give us this day our welfare bread
• And forgive us our ASBO's as we happy slap those
• Who give evidence against us
• And lead us not into employment
• But deliver us free housing.
• For thine is the chavdom
• The Burberry and the Blackberry
• Forever and ever
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• Innit