Battles beyondhiphop vs TommyHooligan
RULES
16 bars, w/e.
Max of 18 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- You write clever rhymes, you're not clever by design.
- I do it all natural and freestyle my battle lines.
- And the shit sounds dope so I scribble it down.
- While, you use a rhyme dictionary to figure it out.
- Battle axe rap attack, tell the bitches I'm back.
- Killing all the mcs that don't get better at rap.
- Whack, pussy ass bitches, sent back for acting black.
- Pass me the fucking mic, you're an inauthentic act.
- Are you a computer nerd with a hip hop swag,
- Or a hip hop nerd with no cash in the bank.
- I don't need big muscles I got guns in the bag.
- If you care about your looks I just call you a fag.
- Yeah and it's super effective.
- Why do you think all of these bitches get so defensive?
- I spit the whole truth despite all of your aggression.
- I'm giving dick to your girl, SUPER EFFECTIVE.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Oh youre so clever with your ass clown "clever" line
- But youre more in the back ground then k federline/
- I bet youre stuck working in youre cubicle
- Hoping that youre two piece rhymes might be suitable
- Instead they aint nailing like a broken fucking cuticle
- Leaving my opponents rare yours are pretty usual/
- You snooze you lose im glued to booze
- I croon the blues in newer shoes
- The view i drew is nothing new
- Im just a punk whos got a clue/
- None of that took a single look at a dictionary
- While i heard you need a glass of wine with a bowl of Ben and Jerry's/
- Sorry man i didnt mean to diss you
- But you sound real mad homie talk about your issues
- Think you need a therapist and a box of tissues
- So you can get off your chest all the traumatic shit you been through/
- Cuz i heard you had to "grow up fast" and "be your own man"
- Stop lying i heard you planned all your churches programs/