CHALLENGER'S RAP

• I'm controversial, if I crossed the line check my attitude's longevity – I've been nonconformal //
• I ain't with the hillbilly villies I go mingling into any otherworldly cultures, fa'sure I'll
• Crack a cold one with the boys to some western swing but I ain't tryna fuck my cuzz-o //
• Not unless there's nuts to pull, like there's whiskey in my tummy full, dicking down in Hickville now,
• If I gotta bust I just hope my cum's ster-ull // Kidding, chill out,
• While ya bump gums I'll bump Yelawolf, Jelly Roll, own a rustic home, I'll git down with the git down,
• Not one to throw N-words 'round, if I'm in town any redneck can get knuckle-nosed //
• I ain't with the southern pride on the countryside, I'm what you'd call a bumpkin though //
• Wit' da Waldorfs, off city limits, I only Spring East in the Fall for, some cheese curds,
• And pretty bitches, even if my balls sore I'll see if still ya Mother's fertile //
• From Alejandro Sanz to Reba McEntire, my musical love's diversal, 1 love universal,
• I'll chant "Arriba, Arriba!" with the compadres and still mack a hoedown of country girls //
• Bohemio Σn América, the rare Sigma, a bumpkin who bumped kin dysfunctional //
• I run free, rural, don't suppose my culture, know I belong to no one, just a regular loner //
• In this farmer's land, I graduated too, smarty pants, who grew that wheat symbol on your diploma? //
• I never went to college, I don't think now's the right time for me //
• I grew up fatherless, with no male figure by my side guiding me //
• Comply with ya standards? I'd rather come out of my shell when you're having a bad hair day if you accomplish things faster, I'll eventually pass ya,
• Thinking you can judge this fish on how it climb a tree. //
• Try me