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Battle on September 27 2021 and Battle on November 30 2021
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Grab your syllabus
- cause your lyrical impotence
- is not caused by stimulants,
- it's simply your lack of diligence,
- which is basically villanous.
- So here is the new procedure.
- Stay on the bleacher,
- listen to the teacher,
- cause the only one who needs ya
- is the rap game grim reaper.
- You're dismissed,
- we can't coexist,
- you should be removed like a testicular cyst,
- from a proctologist with the thickest wrist.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Last session I broke up with my therapist and I just can’t accept it
- I totally held the weight of us both now I’m becomin anorexic
- I trusted her with everything, she took some notes, looked suspicious
- She kept askin “And how do you feel about that?” These emotional bitches...
- But I try and accept it though she never even put me on her friend list
- Just left me on “acquaintances” I wonder if she was ever tempted
- I gusss that’s the cache to such a healthy relationship there are always consequences
- My first real girlfriend, she left her status as single but I was relentless
- If she finds another man to question my nights will be endlessly restless
- I’ll push their baby stroller down the stairs like Battleship Potemkin
- But I guess any serious relationship has it’s interventions
- And it’s “weekdays only” policy with scheduled counselin sessions
- Her office is off limits now but I can have fun when at home
- I love bein alone, more time for netflix and chill with the netflix remote
- I’m so over it now, that childish happiness I felt
- I noticed she left me on read. Haha lol.