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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Anonymous won this battle!

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Grab your syllabus
  • cause your lyrical impotence
  • is not caused by stimulants,
  • it's simply your lack of diligence,
  • which is basically villanous.
  • So here is the new procedure.
  • Stay on the bleacher,
  • listen to the teacher,
  • cause the only one who needs ya
  • is the rap game grim reaper.
  • You're dismissed,
  • we can't coexist,
  • you should be removed like a testicular cyst,
  • from a proctologist with the thickest wrist.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Last session I broke up with my therapist and I just can’t accept it
  • I totally held the weight of us both now I’m becomin anorexic
  • I trusted her with everything, she took some notes, looked suspicious
  • She kept askin “And how do you feel about that?” These emotional bitches...
  • But I try and accept it though she never even put me on her friend list
  • Just left me on “acquaintances” I wonder if she was ever tempted
  • I gusss that’s the cache to such a healthy relationship there are always consequences
  • My first real girlfriend, she left her status as single but I was relentless
  • If she finds another man to question my nights will be endlessly restless
  • I’ll push their baby stroller down the stairs like Battleship Potemkin
  • But I guess any serious relationship has it’s interventions
  • And it’s “weekdays only” policy with scheduled counselin sessions
  • Her office is off limits now but I can have fun when at home
  • I love bein alone, more time for netflix and chill with the netflix remote
  • I’m so over it now, that childish happiness I felt
  • I noticed she left me on read. Haha lol.

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