DEFENDER'S RAP

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• 64 32 18 9 ,4 and a half. and 2 and a quarter
• I make it finger looking good like a factitious reporter
• for 2 dollars and a quarter will get you 4 quarter pounders
• your a rip off not even tasty sweet leave your rap to reach defeat
• Sophists and Monopolists making money in the bank
• like a mountebank trying to steal your cash
• say the fast food is where it's at but you can't resist
• reporters reporting fast food on the commercial
• like the McDonalds factory the factotum
• for all your hunger needs functioning as a faculty it's a factory
• so put on spectacles and look at this spectacular rap it's spectacular
• my rap is apocryphal urban legend in the ages from the books lost
• you may of heard of me from your friends and friend's boss
• I'm that rapper you heard of in the books the one and only real rapper
• I'm like the Heinz ketchup and your the ersatz
• your rap taste like shit but mines finger looking good yours not
• what type of scandal are you pulling
• when I leave other people drooling
• over the eyes of the crowd I know what your up to
• I can see right through your skullduggery and machinations
• my rap is no hornswoggle it's authentic and my imagination
• you are spurious it makes me furious so I try to change your mind
• but your blind by the tricksters and connivers and charlatans
• I'm annoyed by you like Mark Twain annoyed by his father
• your a gadfly buzzing in all directions like a wasp looking for trouble
• you need to get out of my bubble and stop critiquing my rap or I'll
• drop you to your doom down to rubble two times that's double bubble
• gum and chew you and spit you out like my rap so don't be annoying
• nor offensive and don't be sickly sweet
• I don't want to hear your mawkish rap or hear you maudlin
• Don't be like Socrates questioning the political state of Athens
• I'll make my rap rich and finger looking good to your brain
• so food for thought if that's what your minds asking
• I know this rap is going to get crazy so is the mob
• my rap will leave you with scabies you'll be scratching my rap is scabrous
• leave you with scabs so you nag leaving you sentimental in your mental
• whine about your rough skin boy get tough skin don't be loathsome
• or I'll take it offensive don't be disgusting
• because your noxious and unwholesome
• you smell fetid and putrid and malodorous that it's noisome
• causing me nausea so I jump off this ship like a Navy sailor and hit the
• stars like an astronaut and rise 64 thousand nautical miles to the sky
• because your stink your not hot you got me on the brink can't even think
• smell like and odorous sink saying your rap is good but it's treacle
• like thick maple syrup left in the sink
• you want to start a quarrel but I'll make your run like a squirrel
• this isn't a small tiff this is a family feud let's shuffle
• your altercation and fracas will leave us in a donnybrook
• make your arms and legs fly and leave your head sides ways and shook
• with my uppercuts and hooks and melee hits to your disagreements
• this is a commotion and a disturbance but I'm the one and only rapper
• you hear of in the books the kind that make you want more and lick your
• fingers the one you only dream of and heard of in the ages
• reading page by pages the whole crowd rages wondering
• where time went and where it was spent to this lying ass
• McDonalds saying your loving it but the worlds fallen to a sleep to it's spirit
• the senses blinded by senses and the souls left to the ages
• while these rappers eating these pages my thoughts are wise like the sages
• the crowd grows loud its an uproar on these stages my opponent
• is lost in the rap and confused don't know where he's at
• lost in a puzzle he looks as he's in trouble no food in the world
• means hunger and these politicians say they have your back
• but this finger good looking food is worse than crack