Battles NSD vs No_Bonez42
RULES
Friendly roommate battle No. 1
Max of 60 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Hey Jake, hows life today?
- you just gonna sit there looking stupid all day?
- just tryna figure out what the fuck to say?
- or you gonna do something? where the fucks the tape?
- the album you said you was gonna have,
- man you look lost, do you need a map?
- do you need me to point you in the right direction?
- or you gonna stand there with a full blown erection
- at the thought of my raps actually blowing the fuck up
- and now you just sittin there like man what the fuck?
- how can I compete with this level of heat?
- its a mystery his mastery is so complete
- Im a twister im faster I cant be beat
- so im rippin up tearing up destroying this beat
- and im pushing you shoving you off your feet
- gotta back it up rap it up try and handle the speed!
- mothafucka got some weak ass bars,
- bitch you aint shit I deal the cards
- you lucky you alive you done caught SARS
- you got juice bitch I got the sauce
- ooooh
- bitch you spineless but you say you grown
- you even said it yoself bitch yo have No_Bonez
- you had my sloppy seconds through a goddamn phone
- now I just hear you bitch and moan
- about how she lied
- how she always cried
- man she was clingy
- yeah but she tried
- and I gotta admit,
- chief she wasn't it
- but I was with her two days and still got some pics
- man I hear your verses and shit
- every time you spit
- you sound so proud of your fuckin clit with a lift kit
- you sound like my mother
- when she was tappin others
- cheatin on my father
- left me and my brothers
- all alone, with no home
- I aint never had nothin so just go on home
- fucking walk away with your dignity
- I don't even know how you gon come back at me
- but in all reality me and you are brothers,
- so no beef
- I love fuckin wit ya,
- its how I be
- so no hard feelings
- I went off on the beat
- had to clean the room
- swept you off yo feet
- and im thank you for trying
- come back again soon
- just make sure you stay on your side of the room
- nah fuck it, we shootin for the moon
- hey brother ill talk to you soon
- good shit V
- keep it real
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Intro
- LITTLE C.C...
- NCD...
- NB...
- BATTLE ME...
- Verse
- so little c.c
- wanna battle NB
- hopefully
- you can find some decent rhymes NSD (AAH)
- I remember back in the beginning
- when we had our wheels spinning
- coming up with fucking ideas
- turn your back on me, I fucking kill ya (AAH)
- you defiantly saw twisted mind
- when you couldn't find
- a way outta depression, but who was there for ya
- (AAH)
- I tried to be friendly
- you tried to out step me
- but fucker you need to keep on running
- and maybe stop fumbling
- your damn rhythm
- check this algorithm
- all numbers goes to this guy
- and thats why
- i already won the battle
- get distracted thinking bout your girl shaking your rattle
- now move along
- you don't even listen to the words to the song
- you wish i would fall
- but fucking god damn i still stand tall
- 60 lines shit aint nothing
- ive done more lines while puffin
- on some sticky shit, but hell
- i shouldn't really give you an L
- i will leave it to everybody else that wanna hear some lyrical. raps
- not some broken record player that's about to relapse
- call me a pusscake get me in beast mode, i snap
- thanos would easily turn you into dust
- stayed in a wet dream too long, yous about to rust
- I've never seen anybody fuck with so many girls, oh they are a bundle of joy
- I can't wait to play with. next toy
- as soon as this one doesnt wanna play with me
- rightfully
- so
- these chicks are not personal hoes no no no nooo
- call me the letter man
- cause I only need two letters to make you understand
- that writing like a rapper aint cheap
- maybe if you would try to work on being you and not someone else you wouldn't be a sheep
- and be shit knee high
- thinking you too fly
- sorry brother but you messed with the wrong guy
- now i don't wanna your bitch ass cry
- all night while you lie
- to your girl, cause that would be another relationship that would die