DEFENDER'S RAP

• What’s up Drippy? I bet you’re feeling smug and all right now, so I’m about to shut off your faucet
• Once I do, it’ll look a little dry the next time you go and open up your closet
• It won’t be my fault though, sooner or later a dam needed to be built to sustain that flow
• That might make it seem like I’m complementing you, but I always double check my battle verses just to make sure that I don’t
• You have to be a bit more versatile in order to make your way around the block, cause sometimes dams come in life and ruin your plans
• So better check the weather and make sure the drip doesn’t transform into a rainstorm and wash away you and your mans
• Sometimes I like to keep it short and sweet with 8-bar verses such as these
• Always making sure they’re water-proof, cause last thing I want’s for pressure to build up and have a torrent leaking through a crease