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Marvel Battle: Thor (Me) vs Wolverine (Lunatic)

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Your superior is in a wheelchair mine is sitting at the divine throne we're not cut from the same cloth
  • What ya gonna do Logan scratch me with those parrot claws? That Maverick merch nothing to this Under Armor I wear As-Guard
  • Bigger body count ya unaware I got, how you gonna wear a God? Punch me and break ya paws, call me a blacksmith that's how I bend a rule of thumb
  • When I use ya finger blades as a fork for when I cook ya little weasel meat into filet mignon.
  • I smell a mole near, bury you bop ya head with the Mjolnir, groundhog day I won't stop 'til ya lumberjack werewolf lookin' ass weird beard disappears
  • You've got martial arts training does that really matter, I'm far mightier in ability
  • I control natural disasters, get you caught in a blizzard scene – So if ya strapped to the teeth then I'll white out a black belt faster than Listerine.
  • But you have healing factors, cute tho I'm physically incapable of sustaining injuries,
  • Like I take painkillers except it's you that'll go like the Kung Fu master, when I reach over the counter and give ya this fist fury .
  • Exactly bruh, that was just a Bruce Lee reference to how he died in relation to how you'll die I don't have to touch –
  • Don't even gotta kill you myself you'll eventually die from the inside out cuz of ya Adamantium.
  • If that's cancerous to ya and ya AURA'S MEDDLE, what's this URU METAL gonna DO, WHEN IT pulverizes THROUGH YA MELON, to pulp ya die a fruitless ninja
  • Cuz I'm rock and you is scissors, but if you Reel Steel then you rock me sock me I pull this paper over you like they do with wool or linen
  • Buuuuut real talk, how can I quell someone Marvel already killed off, homie you and ya lightweight films already fell off
  • Don't pale in comparison to Thor: The Dark World nah
  • So I'll have you go out like ya last movie did when ya talkin that shoulda coulda woulda dialogue
  • As you knock on wood and die on the log.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • The Mighty Thor challenging me? the Wolverine?
  • I've got an adamantium skeleton and near instant healing
  • how can you compare to the damage i'll be dealing?
  • all you've got is a hammer and lightning no way you can survive me/
  • i'll beat you till you see visions of your dead dad, just like Hulk did you remember that?
  • probably not he beat you senseless trust me i'm just as reckless
  • i've got a bloodlust i'm restless, sure you may live longer and be stronger
  • but you definitely aren't a fighter, you ain't got the spirit, i'll turn your Uru hammer to liquid/
  • after this battle you'll go back to your alcohol addiction, make you fear me like Thanos
  • i'll call up the rest of the X-Men you'll for sure be dead then
  • i'll take away your powers as if i'm grounding you, no lightning or hammer for you!
  • even Captain America could kick your ass with your own weapon/
  • we are on Earth and im immune to every disease, you really are weak
  • trap you in a crowd and get COVID-19 till you cannot breathe
  • then i'll take a fallen gods body and bury it six feet deep at the Avengers Headquarters
  • each limb in each corner, hanged, drawn and quartered, several kinds of torture/

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