Battles Sheepshagger vs JKBK
RULES
Must rap about chosen nation in a negative way
Max of 30 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
JKBK won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on October 25 2014
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- welcome to españa
- the land of the free
- creating beautiful women
- and chilling by the sea
- but everything in españa is not what it seems
- lets have a look at the spanish national team
- losing 5-1 to the mighty dutch
- losing 2-0 to chile is to much
- spain where out, what a shock!
- but for the world espana where the fucking laughing stock!
- Enough about the football and more about the food
- looking at the quality your food is fucking screwed
- Tortilla and peilla taste nicer when they're fried
- but makes all the spanish people fucking wide
- welcome to españa
- the land of the free
- creating beautiful women
- and chilling by the sea
- Better give España a massive broomstick
- to get rid of all the rubbish spanish music
- eva amaral, and rickie martin,
- without auto tune they sound like a dust bin
- Your choir singing is just as bad
- it makes all the spanish children go bad
- and even if spain trys to make things right
- they will fail because they dont know how to fight
- spain you are a disaster
- even now
- goodbye españa and your ugly cows
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Man you serious?
- Rapping about the Spain in the World Cup sounds suspicious
- England sucks at everything that's not mysterious
- You're all so hideous and tedious
- are you all on your periods? /You really are comparing tea
- to the best food of the whole sea?
- Spanish hip hop is the top /Now I'm going to show you all what we've got
- //Fast
- I'm bringing it back with this pedo bear
- I'm turning it black like it's ghetto hair
- here i am in this caballero fair
- Imma show you something, go get a chair
- Actually don't go, /you'll get tired cause it's up the stairs
- Im dissing with this, makin' you piss
- you wish i'd give a kiss to miss the Smith
- jump of a cliff and forgive Mr.Steve cause he's
- a little stiff and he's Swiss /i hope you pass the quiz
- you like fish on a dish? you make me dizz-y /You wanna be a princess for Disney
- Shut the fuck up because you piss me /even though you're really really mini
- Let's get back to the battle /But I think you meant to cuddle
- You dissing Spain's music and it's food
- you really are a pain abusing it's mood
- Ricky Martin vs One Direction /Should we have an election?
- You try to apply correction to perfection
- Your disses get rid of my erection
- If i had to i would never choose that infection
- I have nothing else to say about your country
- stop crying like a little baby to your aunty
- But next time you try to battle you can count me