Battles  Sheepshagger vs JKBK

RULES

Must rap about chosen nation in a negative way

Max of 30 lines

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Battle on October 25 2014

CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • welcome to españa
  • the land of the free
  • creating beautiful women
  • and chilling by the sea
  • but everything in españa is not what it seems
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  • lets have a look at the spanish national team
  • losing 5-1 to the mighty dutch
  • losing 2-0 to chile is to much
  • spain where out, what a shock!
  • but for the world espana where the fucking laughing stock!
  • Enough about the football and more about the food
  • looking at the quality your food is fucking screwed
  • Tortilla and peilla taste nicer when they're fried
  • but makes all the spanish people fucking wide
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  • welcome to españa
  • the land of the free
  • creating beautiful women
  • and chilling by the sea
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  • Better give España a massive broomstick
  • to get rid of all the rubbish spanish music
  • eva amaral, and rickie martin,
  • without auto tune they sound like a dust bin
  • Your choir singing is just as bad
  • it makes all the spanish children go bad
  • and even if spain trys to make things right
  • they will fail because they dont know how to fight
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  • spain you are a disaster
  • even now
  • goodbye españa and your ugly cows

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • Man you serious?
  • Rapping about the Spain in the World Cup sounds suspicious
  • England sucks at everything that's not mysterious
  • You're all so hideous and tedious
  • are you all on your periods? /You really are comparing tea
  • to the best food of the whole sea?
  • Spanish hip hop is the top /Now I'm going to show you all what we've got
  • //Fast
  • I'm bringing it back with this pedo bear
  • I'm turning it black like it's ghetto hair
  • here i am in this caballero fair
  • Imma show you something, go get a chair
  • Actually don't go, /you'll get tired cause it's up the stairs
  • Im dissing with this, makin' you piss
  • you wish i'd give a kiss to miss the Smith
  • jump of a cliff and forgive Mr.Steve cause he's
  • a little stiff and he's Swiss /i hope you pass the quiz
  • you like fish on a dish? you make me dizz-y /You wanna be a princess for Disney
  • Shut the fuck up because you piss me /even though you're really really mini
  • Let's get back to the battle /But I think you meant to cuddle
  • You dissing Spain's music and it's food
  • you really are a pain abusing it's mood
  • Ricky Martin vs One Direction /Should we have an election?
  • You try to apply correction to perfection
  • Your disses get rid of my erection
  • If i had to i would never choose that infection
  • I have nothing else to say about your country
  • stop crying like a little baby to your aunty
  • But next time you try to battle you can count me

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