DEFENDER'S RAP

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• “Who’s the first on the leaderboard?”, what a stupid question,
• I’m the first on the leaderboard, in case I didn’t mention,
• I got this secret intention, of starting this rebellion,
• Call a paramedic, I am telekinetic, call me Eleven.
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• Me and Frat, twerking, while we working,
• I’m outside his house, lurking, while I’m smirking,
• I be so rad, I start burping, while I’m flirting,
• I’m going mad!, I’m bursting, while I’m squirting! (Woah!) (Woah!)
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• Flames in the coupe,
• I got brains in the stu,
• I came in Frat’s soup,
• He drinks all da goop, (Oh my!)
• Bang alley oop,
• I stay on my route,
• “Frat you look gay in that suit!”,
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• “Who’s the first on the leaderboard?”, what a stupid question,
• I’m the first on the leaderboard, in case I didn’t mention,
• I got this secret intention, of starting this rebellion,
• Call a paramedic, I am telekinetic, call me Eleven.
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• Hit a buzzer beater,
• It is me Elitezer,
• (Insert obnoxious screaming noise here)
• Even if a “girl” has a cock, I will beat her!
• Even if a squirrel has a glock, I am eager!
• My ears perked up, call me Spock, I’m the leader!
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• Flames in the coupe,
• I got brains in the stu,
• I came in Frat’s soup,
• He drinks all da goop, (Oh my!)
• Bang alley oop,
• I stay on my route,
• “Frat you look gay in that suit!”,
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• Now do a little boogie,
• And step to the right,
• Give BrainBusta a noogie,
• And chug another pint,
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• Now do a little boogie,
• And step to the right,
• Give BrainBusta a noogie,
• And chug another pint,
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• “Who’s the first on the leaderboard?”, what a stupid question,
• I’m the first on the leaderboard, in case I didn’t mention,
• I got this secret intention, of starting this rebellion,
• Call a paramedic, I am telekinetic, call me Eleven.
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• (Insert a long vocal clip of me screaming “Oh my flipping god dude”)