Battles Kra_ZFrank vs PsychoPuppet
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- ANNOUNCER: Welcome to RAPPAD COLISEUM
- For the HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WOOOOORLD!
- (ROCKY THEME SONG PLAYS AS Kra_ZFrank MAKES HIS ENTRANCE TO THE RING)
- Tonight representing all the crazy people in the world in
- black and gold trunks weighing in at 195lbs...... Kra_ZFrank
- -------CROWD GOES WILD CHANTING KRA-Z...KRA_Z.....KRA_Z --------
- ( LOONEY TUNES THEME SONG PLAYS AS PsychoPuppet ENTERS THE RING)
- His opponent and current Heavyweight Champion of the world representing Everything
- wrong in Rap Music Writing in ummm damn is that a speedo? Uhmmm(clears voice)
- In a White speedo with Silver glitter weighing in at undisclosed ..... PsychoPuppet
- --------CROWD APPLAUDS AS HIS FOLLOWERS CHANT Psycho...Psycho...Psycho-------
- REFEREE enters ring as Opponents prepare for the battle of the century in their corners
- ANNOUNCER: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
- They touch gloves respectfully and head back to their corners
- Kra-ZFrank blacks out in his mind and this is his account of what happened next.....
- ROUND 1: DING DING DING
- I skip across the ring while flapping my arms like they're wings figured all what the hell
- Mind as well get in this fuckers head so as he approaches I just said..look its TINKERBELL
- Shits about to hit the the fan what he doesn't understand like PETER PAN he's cast in my spell
- Motherfucker started laughing I picked my path caught him with my CAPTAIN HOOK and as he fell
- I turned into a Puppetmaster cuz he was headed for disaster and I still have some strings to pull
- So before his knees hit the mat and his face fell flat I lifted him back up and said.... hey we cool?
- He said naah im about to go Psycho started to jab with his right so like Mr. T I said "I pity the fool"
- I think he's in a daydream cuz I brought my A-team so I start Howling Mad like Murdock Awooool!
- Ding Damn he's lucky, back to the corner we go, but I sense the fear upon him
- Round 2: Ding Ding Ding
- Quick back on my feet I approach real fast man i'm about to let loose
- Stay on track with my LOCO-"motive" in a frenzy I unleash a Caboose
- Not only am I conducting all the shots I reverse engineered his noose
- Nose my bad he Psycho mad now he's head hunting so I duck duck goose
- He caught my in my ribs with a left so I released my bad breathe he backed up real quick
- I'm about about to Mint a new phrase and as hes still fazed I Pennywised.......tagged em' your IT
- Like Steven King I checkmate this Drama Queen I'm no Rook so I strategized my next hit
- I dig deep down with all my force and lay an uppercut up Pawn his chin no games type shit
- ( REF BEGINS COUNTING) 1, 2, 3, 4, ..DING, Damn he's saved by the bell like Mario Lopez
- Barely able to get back to his corner i start to sympathize for PsychoPuppet but I must show No Mercy
- Round 3: Ding Ding Ding
- We both come out swinging like we at the park, so I see-saw an opportunity and took advantage
- This ain't no picnic but I know how to pack a punch, so I showed him my brass and dropped a knuckle sandwich
- Channeled my inner Bald Bull rush him quick right,left,right,left til both his eyes started to glitch twitch
- He barely can see so i hit em like Soda Popinski a few more times eyes closed up he might need a stitch
- Now left almost blinded I took time to remind him that he doesn't deserve the Belt cuz i made him Buckle
- Up in his face again couple hooks about ten to his jaw like Glass Joe he dazed for days and i just chuckle
- Hes trying to rest on my shoulder should of knew cuz I'm older that he would try to Tyson my ear.. i cry uncle
- So I Holy-fielded about 30 more punches crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch,..., what a joy I land quite a bundle
- Ding You gotta be kidding me how the hell is he still standing? Obviously he needed help back to his corner
- Round 4: Ding Ding Ding
- I gotta give PsychoPuppet props you know how to roll with the punches and can take them in stride
- I also should give PsychoPuppet mops cause he's a bloody mess also so he can clean up his pride
- And here's some gloves headed straight up to your head down to your conscious yep.. you'll survive
- A few roundhouses and then square to the nose again now its triangulated and shifted to the side
- He swings and misses just like his disses suckerpunches me in the back my head, damn he is such a play-maker
- In the ring I play fair needle-less to say he's about to hit the hay, im wound up and wind up landing a hay-maker
- And as he stumbles back while under constant attack, I pound him again ounce by ounce whoo! Its a breathtaker
- As he hits the mat alls i heard was huge splat, now all he's seeing is stars so i say goodnight to the stargazer
- ( REF COUNTS OUT) 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,..10 He raises my hand in the air and the crowd goes insane....literally
- Kra_Z.........Kra_Z.........Kra_Z...........Kra_Z they chant, and I wonder how PsychoPuppet can still sleep thru it all?
- ANNOUNCER: THE WINNER BY T.K.O IN THE FOURTH RD AND NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOORLD
- Kra-ZFrank.....I raise my arms as the BELT is placed around my waist and the crowd rushes the stage this is so Insane
- End of Story! I felt the Glory! Maybe PsychoPuppet would of been better off just to Ignore me! But let's see his-------->
DEFENDER'S RAP
- You ain’t hot dog I came for the kill so if Frank in my grill I’m cookin his ass
- Like a frankfurter can’t push Frank further when I’m only 16 and makin double the cash
- Just a couple bars in and ya forehead already drippin with sweat stains
- Cause I already left Frank/franc in a box it’s like a french bank
- I got a gun so big it’s givin me chest pains
- Can’t lay me to rest, come back when you can get laid
- I bet you and ya right hand made a lyrical sex tape
- While I raise the roof and kill shit like Timothy McVeigh
- Ya bio says “let me keep it fresh” well clearly ya bio ain’t ya BO
- Try and keep it fresh when ya corpse rottin cause I put more squares in check than a game of bingo
- Kra/cray fishin for compliments but when it comes to the battles he waterin em down
- Of course Kra_Z out here praisin a Psycho, you been the biggest wannabe around
- I keep battlin the same person over and over, that extra somethin special ain’t there
- So it makes sense his only written is called “Suffocating” ain’t like he was a breath of fresh air
- And his rhymin been trash only time Frank get signed is when they signin his cast
- Unlike you I do write fire cause I done murdered on more tracks than Snidely Whiplash
- Giallo with the rap flows if we ever bury the hatchet, it gets buried in ya cock
- Sell shirts with ya face to fund a charitable cause: my marriage to ya mom
- Claim I ain’t got the drive till ya body stuffed in the back seat
- Ya mother got foot fungus with acne and feeds it to drunks in an alley
- Come talk to me when you can make a buck from this shit my hills of bills are continually risin
- Every fuckin time I rap I got double on the dash it’s a sign we ain’t equal with the writin
- Put ya trick on the block and call it street magic while this motherfucka been average
- I been in hundreds of battles, you ain’t got a single one and still you duckin M-Savage
- To be Frank, who would ever wanna really be Frank?
- If it’s beef get rolled for ya cheddar that’s philly cheesesteak
- Just quit tryna share others’ blueprints and go find ya own style, you such a nuisance
- When it comes to Frank’s writin ain’t nothin to it, I’m heavy on the substance like drug abusin
- Ain’t nobody heard you on the mic but Frank is known for Something Stupid
- I would tell you to face the music but ya dumbass thinks writtens are just like music
- I could have gone unlimited but since he faced a legend
- I made his stock drop with the 3-0/30s it’s the great depression