DEFENDER'S RAP

• This loss will be embarrassing, at the hands of this handsome gentlemen,
• And he's quite menacing whenever he forgets to take his medicine,
• No strength of editing will stop me from flaming you till' we see skeleton,
• I'm your arch nemesis, for breakfast I each a plate of adrenaline,
• Smoking pot on top of my tape of Led Zeppelin, sends me back peddling,
• The genuine end of the world will see me on a skyscraper sipping sedative,
• with a Mexican who alike myself has conquered all his fucking deficits,
• Your mother was a druggy', who smoked fatties, pants were saggy,
• Her face was severely nappy, couldn't tell if the stupid bitch had acne,
• Somebody paid for a grenade full of aids that scarred her for decades,
• Whoever initiated it must've hated her guts, after all, she's the iconic slut,
• that nobody gives a fuck about, without a doubt she was filled with a thousand rounds,
• And YOU, you little punk bitch, weigh about a thousand pounds,
• So when you say you'll eat my bars, motherfucka', I could tell,
• With the amount of mcdonald's and burger king you consume,
• Your stomach covers your fuckin' Dick, like the Sun covers us in the afternoon,
• Fuck a rap career, I mean, just forget it, don't ever sweat it, pay attention,
• My bars a fucking sweet, so if you eat them, you'll go full blown diabetic,
• Right now, you're about borderline, and even with a diet, you won't survive,
• The day your mom gave birth at a hotel the other night, out came this fucking fat guy,
• Yeah dawg, you're my son, but it's quite idiotic for me to save you from this disease,
• As I'm talking to you now, you're probably day dreaming about cream and cheese,
• It's like go to Fat guy rehab, because you won't fit through the door here at the Doc's lab,
• You're too fat, and the fact is you're raps are skinny, meanin' they lack depth,
• Bro, don't speak to me in front of my face, I can smell your burger king breath,
• If you keep eating at this rate, they'll have to crane lift your ass out of bed,
• With Titties on your back and all over your fuckin' body, so disgustingly sloppy,
• I you copy and paste your raps, nah, I bet inside your fat, you hide a walkie talkie,