Battles  Fraggy vs

RULES

Make the most nonsensical rap (rhyme and grammar[sort of] still present) switch out the last word with some random word or look at mine.

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • I have so much rear
  • I drive a literal Ford Nightmare
  • You speak so much pig you might be support
  • I'll round you so hard you'll think you're a bread cork
  • Yo I'm such a kid you pale in a pot
  • you are a raccoon trying to Crawl into my Blu-Ray player through the disc slot
  • you probably got to go suck on a knot
  • but if you take one more flip flop towards me you'll be stuck in a rock
  • if I see one more wack bar I'm gonna steal your dignity
  • one more push and I will pneumonia infinity
  • you ethereal paper clip, doth make me feel like a donkey
  • you have mass because you're so chonky
  • you probably cosplay as a withering umbrella
  • because you're nothing but a pilfering interstellar
  • boom says the vacuum as you tune a matchbox
  • you have the density of an orange peel
  • you are an actual storage wheel
  • swivel your dong if it makes you feel better
  • I prefer mozzarella over a feather
  • blame is the embodiment of you
  • no, actually it's someone else according to you, the accordion
  • reporting in a lobster's pacemaker
  • you just met your match or maker
  • prepare yourself for your horoscope
  • the fat sneaker watches a video through a speaker
  • you have urine full beaker
  • my fingers are harbingers
  • do you have the proper provision
  • you're cruising for an anal division
  • you have no patio full of geese
  • but you have a minifridge full of cheese
  • you love to Febreeze your teeth

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • No you. 🦈

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