Battles jayseed1357 vs Kollis
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- THIS IS NOT MY SONG ITS YUNG NUGGETS SONG STAY STRAPPED
- Okay like bad, little shawty
- Tryna call me on my flip phone
- Told me to come over
- So I think I'm 'boutta hit, bro
- Went up to her room
- She was takin' off my pants
- But then she started screamin'
- Like "Where the fuck your dick go?"
- Woah there, fuck that
- I forgot to stay strapped
- She said, "Where'd your peepee go?"
- I guess that I misplaced that
- This shit, don't make, any sense at all
- I was feelin' so confused
- Until I suddenly got a call
- (Ay, ay, ay, hello?)
- Sorry, bro I had to borrow it (What?)
- 'Cause my girl, with my dick, she swallowed it (Huh?)
- It's kinda hard to piss, with a larger dick (Yuh)
- But that bulge in my pants, it's hard to miss (Ay, ay, ay)
- But one night I took it off and I swear to god I can't find it (What?)
- When I put it down at my side bitch's
- I didn't think she would mind it, ay (Huh?)
- Fuck, where did it go?
- Can't believe I left this dick with a ho (brrr, brrr)
- Never really meant to let down my bro
- And I bet his dick is chilling inside her throat, ay
- Now I'm a mess (What?)
- I just wanted sex (Huh?)
- I had to pull up to the bitch's address (Ay, yuh)
- Respond to my text
- (Fuck!)
- Man I can’t believe I gotta do this shit
- This is the last time I let him use my dick
- Now I’m fuckin’ mad, I was tryna smash
- I don’t wanna talk to the stupid bitch
- But we pulled up to the girl’s crib
- And I can’t believe my own eyes
- It’s the same one I was tryna smash, but she had my dick the whole time
- Bro what the fuck? Is this shit a joke
- You stealin’ my dick, now you takin’ my hoes
- I’m sorry that you ain’t been hittin’ it right
- It’s the reason that she’s just been blowin' my phone
- Bitch are you stupid, that ain’t even true
- And my dick is not something that you can just take
- Sorry my homie you don’t even know me
- And honestly right now, you sound hella gay
- Now we fightin’ and we arguin’
- Like gimme that shit back
- But then suddenly outta nowhere, I heard this girl start to laugh
- She said "I ain’t even got it, that shit was way to small
- So I flushed it down the toilet, because I was so appalled"
- Like woah there, fuck that
- I forgot to stay strapped
- She said "Where your peepee go?"
- I guess that I misplaced that
- This shit, don’t make, any sense at all
- 'Cause I just don’t feel the same, without a dick between my balls
- Please give me my dick back (Please give me my dick back)
- I forgot to stay strapped
- I forgot to stay strapped baby, my homie really lost my dick (My dick)
DEFENDER'S RAP
- How the fuck you get 9 ties like 9 times
- I'm boutta to chop this nigga up, call it muay thai
- Taking stolen lines? And expect me to come with fresh bars?
- I'm hot, got that heater on me. Flames like Charizard
- Line 5 I'ma tell you now, I'm only shooting for eight
- You a pawn playing cool, but I'm the ace of the spades
- Running from the opps, you a fucking fig
- Mace a dirty cop, call it peppa pig