DEFENDER'S RAP

• Depictions of this dirty bitch is the fact that he's addicted to dick and,
• his science fiction written is bound to be evicted from all competition,
• Why the fuck you' bitching, you stupid dirty pig, I'ma sign that petition,
• To ban all garbage writers who ain't got the proper definition,
• Of what a true writer is and what's left of his enemies condition,
• Be realistic, your pen game's a twig and I'ma snap it, prediction,
• Or maybe just a spoiler that I don't need nobody's permission,
• Head to head with the greatest of 'em all will cause terrible friction,
• Oh shit, guess this fuckin' dude is a thug, gon' shoot the place up,
• When he was a toddler he ain't get no love, his motha' on drugs,
• His whole life he dealt with his father who was nothing but scum,
• Dawg, grow the fuck up, before this written war literally leaves ya unplugged.
• See, cuz this punk motherfucker battle slayer ain't slaying nothing,
• Kissing on his chick, while she sucked the dick, I took off one button,
• and then on to the next, Cuz she really wanna be with the true best,
• I ain't gotta' lie about it, you talk about that life, some really are about it,
• Not saying I am, but I don't go around spillin' the beans, like a fake g,
• Nothing but make believe, we can all see that your style is boring,
• You the type of dude to get caught in the hood sportin' the wrong Jordans...