Battles AnubisTheRapper vs TommyHooligan
RULES
rap about marijuana
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- where the fuck is the weed I need another hit
- fuck the marijuana seeds I need the shit to stay lit
- that's just how a stoner feeds till were forced to quit
- by passin out
- my heart tharshin out
- im smoking you out
- the best buds ever no doubt
- underground is what I shout
- hit the bong and clear it
- cheech and chong never feared it
- I simmer the pot and sear it
- I climb the Smokey ladder
- smoke prime pack the bowl fatter
- green like snot slime it will grow your soul bigger
- underground grime when I rule the empire
- right on time so call me sire
- and I will kill anyone that tries to conspire against my kingdoms fire
- keep it rollin like a tire
- with a lighter
- flick the igniter
- choke the competitor
- with a lyrical wire
- like a serial killer
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Can you taste the sour up in the swisher sweet?
- Thats cuz i laced the blunt in cyanide wait why you on the street?
- Fruit loops munchies and G 13
- Got me geekin at a screen til i hurt my spleen
- Lately
- Ive had the bluest of dreams
- But i keep my head high if you know what i mean
- Snort coke full broke livin like charlie sheen
- But i leave the stems more bald than mr clean
- Im not kiddin im tranquil and serene
- Cuz i got the tree
- Got the weed
- Got a lotta green
- Jaw shut on some hawaiian piff
- Im lying stiff trying not to align my eye with a shiny 36
- Sorry to get on that dirty shit
- But i like kissing mary on her hairy lips