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MUST B WRITTEN! _OTHER THAN THAT_NO RULES!

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Battle on May 22 2020

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • As I creep through these streets laced with land mines and innuendos/
  • These zombies sleep to the beat, stuck in the game like it’s Nintendo/
  • And I’ve been broke but I still wrote this dope shit ‘til my pen croaked/
  • The rhymes tile in my mind, filling space like Roger Penrose/
  • It’s sickening how despicably quickly back-stabbers stick you so deeply/
  • I take my kick-it off repeat
  • Configure slicker trigger mechanisms to defeat/
  • The malevolent, prevalent ignorance in those we meet/
  • My prose replete with subtleties like smoke bubbling/
  • As I take my bong-hit of that Oregon chronic but I’m struggling/
  • So then I snort me some molly, now I’m hustling/
  • To hold it in, lean my head back n wait for the drip/
  • Already wrote 3 verses in my head while rubbing stubble on my chin/
  • Juggling words with my mind, then leak it with a pen,/
  • Been cooking up D.O.P.e. yeah, that shit that’ll have ya coughing and choking again/
  • Iam Spitting into the wind, cuz I’m ice cold chilling/
  • Hold the vanilla cuz it kurt kokaine, Iam Real’A/
  • And really The anorexic lexicon of these rap icons has gone on too long/
  • It’s like they text their songs
  • My intoxicating logic hits the brain like hypoxia clouding your thoughts/
  • and then ya spine im cracking
  • Cuz Your vocabulary’s lacking/
  • and I’m verbally smacking your lazy styles off the mattress, faggots/
  • I come through with my own body bags, pull out the shotty n mag/
  • Then I yell WAKE UP,/
  • You shake n you fell off like you stay drunk, slip, trip on words where you lay, stuck/
  • My flow is tight like new kicks and u knpw i stay laced up/
  • your random tantrum smears your make-up/
  • You left stage, tail between legs, linked ya stinky cunt/
  • I caught vapors off the haters who knew that their music was bunk/
  • Shit,
  • How I do it is I get lifted up off a chewy blunt then I get spittin and writing/
  • Some say my lyrics are cryptic and deciphering/
  • Say my rhymes is like crime scene forensics
  • I grip this mic like I hold that piece when I smoke a bowl-load that OreGon Kush
  • I breathe deep as I sink into the beat and I rip this tight flow/
  • I’m liable to idle/
  • , next moment explosive as I drive all my rivals into lamenting morosely/
  • Hold my enemies closely by the throat, till i see them stop breathing/
  • But sometimes I let loose so they live with the truth that I’m bringing/
  • Heavenly singing starts your ears ringing, the globe splitting while I’m spitting/
  • And kicking the most realest and wicked shit to hit ya senses since that umbilical cord snippin/
  • Cuz Kurt Kokaine been dope since the circumcision/
  • So I body any meeni and any with this lava flow /
  • As I boldly flow where no soul has flown before/
  • Hitting ya Between ya eye sockets with a thought rocket/
  • While I’m sniffing coke laced snot rockets
  • And Hoping profits and notoriety ascends rapidly
  • Im what Real..Gangster...and savage B/
  • I Smoke weed to ease this battle within me,it’s a mental war
  • Only made worse by our current national situation we got
  • Now I’m a hop on some shit that’s gonna make you think and thought what you thought wasn’t really what’s you thought
  • Cuz Covid19 this virus is just the beginning of the root plot
  • It Got me still hoping for Career assassination
  • I hope Trump n his minions feel shots from rooftops for exposing the culturally corrosive plot
  • Of the one-stop-shop-'til-you-drop, free thought rotting media feeding ya censored pictures and Scripture with the constantcy of an I.V. drip-feed from the immediate vicinity of your beloved T.V.
  • get woke and Injest this knowledge and peep...it’s Kurt Kokaine! ..541 Southern Oregon Whiteboy…go ahead and Press rewind,
  • And snort and Injest me one more time….

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • got alot of ex's but they never in my dream
  • cause in my eyes they dont mean a thing
  • cause ladys same place i see yall be the same place i leave y'all
  • even if i see you playin basketball
  • one girl gave her a hand cause she had fall
  • and gave her my numb and said give me a call
  • and about month later told her she cant get a hand when she fall (we over)
  • like kamiyah met her at church
  • and guess what she still at church
  • and all yall little girls need to do yall research
  • cause i am the purge
  • got alot of ex's but they never in my dream
  • cause in my eyes they dont mean a thing
  • cause ladys same place i see yall be the same place i leave y'all
  • even if i see you playin basketball
  • one girl gave her a hand cause she had fall
  • and gave her my numb and said give me a call
  • and about month later told her she cant get a hand when she fall (we over)
  • like kamiyah met her at church
  • and guess what she still at church
  • and all yall little girls need to do yall research
  • cause i am the purge
  •  
  •  
  • cause ladys same place i see yall be the same place i leave y'all
  • might wanna dump me now i would not wanna be yall
  • cause guy like me all we ever do is cheat yall
  • then yall cryin when we leave yall
  • yall best choice is to go get a white guy
  • and yall better hope he not a gay guy
  • matter fact i'll find yall a right guy (sike)
  • i know a couple of white guys that do the same
  • and if they not like us they all lame
  • i be think im gucci mane
  • but without a chain
  • if you mad im go let it rain
  • i know yall be like dang i liked taylord but he drive me insane
  • cause ladys same place i see yall be the same place i leave y'all
  • might wanna dump me now i would not wanna be yall
  • cause guy like me all we ever do is cheat yall
  •  
  • got alot of ex's but they never in my dream
  • cause in my eyes they dont mean a thing
  • cause ladys same place i see yall be the same place i leave y'all
  • even if i see you playin basketball
  • one girl gave her a hand cause she had fall
  • and gave her my numb and said give me a call
  • and about month later told her she cant get a hand when she fall (we over)
  • like kamiyah met her at church
  • and guess what she still at church
  • and all yall little girls need to do yall research
  • cause i am the purge
  • got alot of ex's but they never in my dream
  • cause in my eyes they dont mean a thing
  • cause ladys same place i see yall be the same place i leave y'all
  • even if i see you playin basketball
  • one girl gave her a hand cause she had fall
  • and gave her my numb and said give me a call

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