Battles KURTKOKAINE vs
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MUST B WRITTEN! _OTHER THAN THAT_NO RULES!
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Battle on May 22 2020
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- As I creep through these streets laced with land mines and innuendos/
- These zombies sleep to the beat, stuck in the game like it’s Nintendo/
- And I’ve been broke but I still wrote this dope shit ‘til my pen croaked/
- The rhymes tile in my mind, filling space like Roger Penrose/
- It’s sickening how despicably quickly back-stabbers stick you so deeply/
- I take my kick-it off repeat
- Configure slicker trigger mechanisms to defeat/
- The malevolent, prevalent ignorance in those we meet/
- My prose replete with subtleties like smoke bubbling/
- As I take my bong-hit of that Oregon chronic but I’m struggling/
- So then I snort me some molly, now I’m hustling/
- To hold it in, lean my head back n wait for the drip/
- Already wrote 3 verses in my head while rubbing stubble on my chin/
- Juggling words with my mind, then leak it with a pen,/
- Been cooking up D.O.P.e. yeah, that shit that’ll have ya coughing and choking again/
- Iam Spitting into the wind, cuz I’m ice cold chilling/
- Hold the vanilla cuz it kurt kokaine, Iam Real’A/
- And really The anorexic lexicon of these rap icons has gone on too long/
- It’s like they text their songs
- My intoxicating logic hits the brain like hypoxia clouding your thoughts/
- and then ya spine im cracking
- Cuz Your vocabulary’s lacking/
- and I’m verbally smacking your lazy styles off the mattress, faggots/
- I come through with my own body bags, pull out the shotty n mag/
- Then I yell WAKE UP,/
- You shake n you fell off like you stay drunk, slip, trip on words where you lay, stuck/
- My flow is tight like new kicks and u knpw i stay laced up/
- your random tantrum smears your make-up/
- You left stage, tail between legs, linked ya stinky cunt/
- I caught vapors off the haters who knew that their music was bunk/
- Shit,
- How I do it is I get lifted up off a chewy blunt then I get spittin and writing/
- Some say my lyrics are cryptic and deciphering/
- Say my rhymes is like crime scene forensics
- I grip this mic like I hold that piece when I smoke a bowl-load that OreGon Kush
- I breathe deep as I sink into the beat and I rip this tight flow/
- I’m liable to idle/
- , next moment explosive as I drive all my rivals into lamenting morosely/
- Hold my enemies closely by the throat, till i see them stop breathing/
- But sometimes I let loose so they live with the truth that I’m bringing/
- Heavenly singing starts your ears ringing, the globe splitting while I’m spitting/
- And kicking the most realest and wicked shit to hit ya senses since that umbilical cord snippin/
- Cuz Kurt Kokaine been dope since the circumcision/
- So I body any meeni and any with this lava flow /
- As I boldly flow where no soul has flown before/
- Hitting ya Between ya eye sockets with a thought rocket/
- While I’m sniffing coke laced snot rockets
- And Hoping profits and notoriety ascends rapidly
- Im what Real..Gangster...and savage B/
- I Smoke weed to ease this battle within me,it’s a mental war
- Only made worse by our current national situation we got
- Now I’m a hop on some shit that’s gonna make you think and thought what you thought wasn’t really what’s you thought
- Cuz Covid19 this virus is just the beginning of the root plot
- It Got me still hoping for Career assassination
- I hope Trump n his minions feel shots from rooftops for exposing the culturally corrosive plot
- Of the one-stop-shop-'til-you-drop, free thought rotting media feeding ya censored pictures and Scripture with the constantcy of an I.V. drip-feed from the immediate vicinity of your beloved T.V.
- get woke and Injest this knowledge and peep...it’s Kurt Kokaine! ..541 Southern Oregon Whiteboy…go ahead and Press rewind,
- And snort and Injest me one more time….
DEFENDER'S RAP
- got alot of ex's but they never in my dream
- cause in my eyes they dont mean a thing
- cause ladys same place i see yall be the same place i leave y'all
- even if i see you playin basketball
- one girl gave her a hand cause she had fall
- and gave her my numb and said give me a call
- and about month later told her she cant get a hand when she fall (we over)
- like kamiyah met her at church
- and guess what she still at church
- and all yall little girls need to do yall research
- cause i am the purge
- got alot of ex's but they never in my dream
- cause in my eyes they dont mean a thing
- cause ladys same place i see yall be the same place i leave y'all
- even if i see you playin basketball
- one girl gave her a hand cause she had fall
- and gave her my numb and said give me a call
- and about month later told her she cant get a hand when she fall (we over)
- like kamiyah met her at church
- and guess what she still at church
- and all yall little girls need to do yall research
- cause i am the purge
- cause ladys same place i see yall be the same place i leave y'all
- might wanna dump me now i would not wanna be yall
- cause guy like me all we ever do is cheat yall
- then yall cryin when we leave yall
- yall best choice is to go get a white guy
- and yall better hope he not a gay guy
- matter fact i'll find yall a right guy (sike)
- i know a couple of white guys that do the same
- and if they not like us they all lame
- i be think im gucci mane
- but without a chain
- if you mad im go let it rain
- i know yall be like dang i liked taylord but he drive me insane
- cause ladys same place i see yall be the same place i leave y'all
- might wanna dump me now i would not wanna be yall
- cause guy like me all we ever do is cheat yall
- got alot of ex's but they never in my dream
- cause in my eyes they dont mean a thing
- cause ladys same place i see yall be the same place i leave y'all
- even if i see you playin basketball
- one girl gave her a hand cause she had fall
- and gave her my numb and said give me a call
- and about month later told her she cant get a hand when she fall (we over)
- like kamiyah met her at church
- and guess what she still at church
- and all yall little girls need to do yall research
- cause i am the purge
- got alot of ex's but they never in my dream
- cause in my eyes they dont mean a thing
- cause ladys same place i see yall be the same place i leave y'all
- even if i see you playin basketball
- one girl gave her a hand cause she had fall
- and gave her my numb and said give me a call