Battles Wacko_AKA_HRK vs
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Once upon a time in 1995 with the change of fate,
- Wait, let me just be straight, May 3 was my birth date,
- Hey mate I was too late, since my heart rate started,
- Bro already hit 8, place was Thimphu the great uncharted,
- And my dad worked as a driver in the R B A,
- I'll say he never knew how much a car key weigh,
- I've told I'm bold enough to mold my future full of gold,
- Even if you fold my old blanket in north pole typa cold,
- Lemme just focus on past and bullet fast spitting rap,
- With copyrighted cap, Hey fab got Galaxy tab?
- See map for final lap, Let's end this crab before you fall in nap,
- Got a green? Leeches will crawl to drink red,
- Not your shrink fate, for pink it's eight,
- But when you wink mate for cowry shells,
- Their limps late, fate closes the gate, your mate Kate think as a dowry bell,
- They are horrible than this creepy, cocky, cracky, crappy rap of lil,
- I'll show you the drill to kill haters, not Stephanie Mill,,
- A pill will deal to kill it, will fill them in sealed hill,
- Also will break their feet, make them bleed,
- And feed their meat to that frugal eater Mr. Sid,
- My crescendo can decimate your ego,
- Nobody living or dead can deprecate my flow,
- You're slow but I'll hit you with Mike Tyson typa blows,
- Pack your backpack cuz explicit lyrics gonna burn the beat and earn kudos,
- Dude you're dead wood, don't shout as if you're in Limo
- You're timo but can't produce tcell, You be Eskimo,
- Wait I'm emo I'll show you the demo,
- Bro you betta grow dro like pro so your debts dispel like echo,
- I won't let grass grow under feet like a weed,
- Cuz my acrobatic feat will earn upbeat,
- Be at back seat and surrender the defeat,
- Prepare to feed me sausage meat in grand treat before I head for retreat
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Hi Wacko I'm David I bet my trash will be better/
- You cant beat me I'm the bestest write a rapper ever/
- My bars are super good and always really clever/
- Why you tryin to battle me are you new
- I'm better then you nanna nanna boo boo/
- You gon lose and cry like boo hoo/
- Boo who foo you know they always gonna boo you/
- I'm so cool my resting face is blue/
- Your resting face Is moo because you a cow/
- You on that doja cat thank he got some style/
- Im obnoxious and loud i come with my own crowd/
- You come with cooties and an odor that's jus foul/
- Dont throw in tha towel cause you need a shower/
- You so ugly your momma cried for hours/
- After your birth because you looked like after birth/
- Jerk, dont be a mean butthead I will slap the stain off ur shirt/
- I'm soooooo talented even my haters are huge fans/
- This is me givin you a chance to advance if you can/
- But you cant it's cool you stink I smell you from here like Tucan Sam/
- You lose again but those losses you should get used to them/
- Ahem sorry I'm writing that I'm clearing flem/
- Even though we both know its jus filler still I kill ya nonchalantly/
- Not trying jus taunting because I'm bored at work thinkin bout coffee/
- Mmmm coffee somebody caught me pouring whiskey into my cup/
- I wasnt gettin drunk jus peppin up because we dead as f word/
- But that's another story anyway hey your still boring/
- Yawn I'm tired zzzzzz now I'm snoring/
- Hold up clip copy paste forwarding/
- I jus sent this to my spam folder with other stuff that's not important/