DEFENDER'S RAP

• I admit that, in the past, I've been a nasty
• They weren't kidding when they called me, well, "a witch"
• But you'll find it nowadays I mended all my ways
• Repented, seen a light, and made a switch
• And I fortunately know a little magic
• It's a talent that I always have possessed
• And here, lately, please don't laugh, I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely, and depressed
• Poor unfortunate souls in pain, in need
• This one longing to be thinner
• That one wants to get the girl
• And do I help them? Yes, indeed!
• Poor unfortunate souls
• So sad, so true
• They come flocking to my cauldron
• Crying, "spells, Ursula, please!"
• And I help them? Yes, I do!
• Now, it's happened once or twice
• Someone couldn't pay the price
• And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em across the coals
• Yes, I've had the odd complaint
• But on the whole, I've been a saint to those poor unfortunate souls
• Poor unfortunate souls in pain, in need
• This one longing to be thinner
• That one wants to get the girl
• And do I help them? Yes, indeed!
• Poor unfortunate souls
• So sad, so true
• They come flocking to my cauldron
• Crying, "spells, Ursula, please!"
• And I help them? Yes, I do!
• The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
• They think the girl who gossips is a bore
• Yes, on land it's much preferred if the lady's not to say a word
• And, after all, dear, what is idle prattle for?
• They're not all impressed by conversation
• "True gentlemen" avoid it when they can
• But they dote, and swoon, and fawn
• On a lady's who's withdrawn
• It's she who hold's her tongue who get's the man
• Poor unfortunate soul
• Go ahead, make your choice
• I'ma very busy woman, and I haven't got all day!
• It won't cost much, just your voice!
• Poor unfortunate soul, it's sad , but true
• If you wanna cross the bridge, you got to pay the toll
• Take a gulp, and take a breath, and go ahead
• Poor unfortunate souls in vain, in need
• This one longing to be thinner
• That one wants to get the girl
• And do I help them? Yes, indeed!
• Poor unfortunate souls in vain, in need
• They come flocking to my cauldron
• Crying, "spells, Ursula, please!"
• And I help them? Yes, I do!