CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Alright, let's settle this now, cause it's turning into reno on my wall
• yeah Y know, you all are like Jay leno, humorless and emo
• cause my wall is full of rejects from SNL, jokesters that don't know shit
• as you can tell, ,Your not a trickster, your a reject from Circ Du Soliel
• so I guess it needs to be spelled out that you need to get the hell out
• before I murder Tricksterr and stash Kaz and Fliz on the the stairwell
• and send a message to Rappad that I'm not a sellout
• that I won't leave with my taillight out so y'all get the fuck out
• before I kill this clown with a thousand barbs per second, Barbs in a bucket
• puking her guts out, getting sucked out by Zod and the pod
• people that replaced the men and others with perfect imitations
• your a disgrace bitch, why even stay, you're pasty, you have no life you're being hasty
• I've got a nuke and it's aiming at your basement
• so let's fire it at your TRS 80 4P and destroy your tapes yes
• recordings of all your shit are tasteless, you attack kids cause you have no
• Cajones, all spineless fluid, all flash and no substance, you're not above this
• I'll murder your grandkids verbally with the force of my words bitch
• and You've got no proper weight class, you're fighting a Titan,
• time to surrender Prometheus, you're fighting King Triton
• so stop before I use my eagles to rip out your liver, I'm the bow
• and you are the quiver and you know just where you're going
• I'm Laurel you're Hardy, fat ass is getting blown up
• not one to be shown up so here's a plug, put it up
• that shit spewer you love so much
• i'm coming back to murder a bug
• with the foot that ants tell tales of
• I'm the Tell tale heart and more cause i'm Dark
• Once upon a midnight weary as i saw this Tricksterr
• clearly, trying to rap me through the ceiling
• then he died from the Raven appearing
• nevermore nevermore says the lying whore
• so he got thrown through the door
• and feel down on the floor
• Much ado about nothing cause he's a piece of dust, a pumpkin
• he'll return to the ground after dusk son, he's a vegetable, no
• life or love to be won, no peace of mind
• cause i'm done so here's an extra helping of hurt
• so feast your eyes and on the assault
• that i'm about to incur:
• I'm wood but you're barking up the wrong tree cause this root
• as knives up its Jacksie, i'm Jax see? Uppercut you into the acid pool
• so you Disintegrate like rotten cheese now who's the fool?
• Listen Kano, i know your move set so here we go
• you're going to rip out my heart and win the floor
• but it's made of iron and melee proof Calico's
• so we're going to end in a stalemate i know the rules
• Left Left A won't work you know. It's the Genesis of a new
• Era, you're not Super like Nintendo, i'm the wind and I blow
• past your rapping like a Dildo, French tickler motherfucker
• but i've no Beret or accent to use so
• let's put it this way, i am a giant, bout to eat the little man crying
• so jack, the beanstalk is about to snap
• what say we forget all this
• before you die from the crash
• But it's not over, not by a long shot
• not until you apologize and Leave
• for good like a dew drop