DEFENDER'S RAP

• Kid, you have to hold your mommy's hand before you cross the street
• You have to sneak out the house just to clean and sweep
• And now you look queasy, I made him go mute
• Put your camera phones up so you can post this on YouTube
• Truth's got a screw loose he's terrified to bust
• So lightweight that I can blow him over with a gust
• You're weak like Seven Days, you deserve boos
• You should walk around in some high-heeled shoes
• You should rock pigtails and a skirt
• You're shaking in your boots
• Are your feelings getting hurt?
• Well, maybe I should hurt more than your feelings
• Maybe I should rip the roof off the theatre ceiling
• Maybe you should start kneeling his eyes are getting misty
• You're so wack, if you were me you couldn't diss me
• Kissy kissy Roxanne, did you miss me?
• I'll take you out to dinner after I've eaten this pipsqueak
• And when we're on vacation I'll let him house sit
• Here's a couple of bucks, buy yourself a better outfit