CHALLENGER'S RAP

• You know what? You don't have a stack of cash or a flashy pad
• I saw you last week driving a taxi cab
• Your secret's out and now they know sport
• We'll call you if we need a ride to an airport
• In fact you can drop me off at home after this
• Then you can take your couple bucks back but as a tip
• You're playing yourself like Solitaire
• Telling everyone that's here that you're a millionaire
• You're not a baller, you're a phony
• I bet your whole crew is a bunch of rent-a-homies
• And now you lie in bed lonely, your persona's a façade
• The only girls you get are in the pages of a catalog
• Here stands Lord of DaBluff
• His lies were legendary till the truth made him hush
• And what's funny is your truth is enough
• Why'd you have to make up all the money and the stuff?
• I guess it's easier to play the role and act hard
• Cause you don't have the guts to tell us who you really are
• So you can keep a trophy that you don't deserve
• I might be a bus boy, but you just got served
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