Battles  TyKoonMusic vs Aykayay

RULES

Mine's a Parody of Fuckin' problem by ASAP Ro- Hell. You know who he is.

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • I don't love bad bitches, so why's that a fuckin problem?
  • I prefer a woman with a future and not one who likes to take it in the bottom.
  • Why try to solve these hoes when I can quickly simplify -
  • If you're gettin' a college degree then my interest is gonna amplify.
  • I want a woman who can mystify, checkin out her body but my career's gonna catch her.
  • Now I'm not sayin' she's a gold digger,
  • But she's not the type to date a brother who can't afford to buy her daughter dinner.
  • Yeahh, see, I'm not about those snapbacks and tattoos,
  • In reality I'd rather kick it, sip some Jack and listen to Blink-182,
  • It's all the things you d- Ah, Dammit, you caught me. Strung up on All the Smalls Things.
  • Like the twinkle in your eyes and that voice just like an angel sings.
  • Cheesy smile on my face when your name makes my phone ring.
  • I'll take you to the top to live like kings, vacation at my condo in Colorado Springs,
  • You're fiesty, you're cool, you melt my heart like a lava springs.
  • If I'm lucky I'll get to pop the question with a 24 diamond carrot ring.
  • Now, this is my grande finale -
  • I hope to leave your heart skip like an OD of Lilies from the Valley.
  • I'll be your Heisenberg if you'll be inner pep rally.
  • My sky baby, blue baby, crystal ball of striking down the pins of my hearts bowling alley.
  • That's end of the song, the perfect wrap up with a Christmas bow,
  • Thank you all for comin, be sure to catch the next show.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Listen up cause I'm leading you all ,your just preaching it wrong
  • still Cheifing the Bong? You won't be breathing for long
  • before you were reading what I jot You were a weakling just lost
  • You better flee with the Hawks Unless you wanna get in the ring with the Kong
  • It'll be defeat in this brawl so just agree when I nod
  • Leave your bleeding in the hall screaming he did it all
  • You can feel a breeze thru you thong when I'm speaking to yall
  • Just like Em I'm keeping raw but i ain't leaving my ball
  • It takes ease with these thoughts so keep what I brought
  • You was a kid peeing in the stall when I would be with ya mom
  • Keep the TV on so you don't here me Squeezing her bra
  • Pulled her sleeves off her arm Thru her weave in the pond
  • You wanted to be pleased all along just sleep with this doll
  • Give you a tee in the fall while it's freezing like Hoth
  • Use your keys as a saw cut your knees so you crawl
  • You needed to call ? Here just speak thru this straw
  • Eating a moths meat when it's raw made you bleed thru your jaw
  • Smelt like cheese when it rots All it need was sauce
  • Put these police behind bars the way there treating the law
  • I needed a honk cause I couldn't find my jeep in this loft
  • Hide in the trees when i stalk I'm not just speaking to talk
  • Degrees start to fall when your repeating this song
  • So you better Act fast before you get trapped back in math class
  • Acid and hash stashed in your back pack ready to mess with the lab rats
  • Get you and your wack ass thrown back in that trash bag
  • I can't take this madness i don't care where i ashed at
  • Your just a masked man on rapped
  • that just crashed so this might be your last laugh

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