DEFENDER'S RAP

• After your last attempt i might reconsider and pick a trickster to die
• from my trigger, my trick is bigger, better and more limber
• it's christmas in december, you're out in the cold, You're really pretty bold
• to challenge me again after that shit that you wrote, you think you have what
• it takes to rearrange my face, then get in the cage and we'll fight
• till we're aged, battered and coked up and dead at the rave, You''re getting
• fucked in the back door, slapped in the face more and rammed by fat worm
• Look at my face, I am your doom This is a killshot, you're full of gloom
• You're just a dew drop, i'm all but insane, call me Maniac Cop
• Welcome to the Academy but you're in the car getting flipped
• by Hightower with High Power cause i'm Powered by nine towers
• connected to a fire flower, you were burnt before you touched the
• flag pole, your princess is in another castle getting fucked in her hole
• , Bowser's on a downer, he's mad cause he's impotent
• and lacks the common sense to kill Mario with a Mallet like DK
• on his B day, getting a BJ on his CK by a Blond Babe wearing a
• cosplay and packing a whip hooray, we're ready for foreplay
• But this isn't yours k? this chick is mine, she's ready for the big time
• her name is Dis and She's just about through wrecking your day
• You might be the Genesis but you ran out of gas ok?
• Sonic is demonic but I'm bout to ring you out fist cuffs the bring pain
• Like Punch out, tap your crown, Mr Dream and Tyson, gang up on you
• like a herd of Horny Bison, You can't counter the gamer in me
• I beat you like i beat Goldeneye, No guns, just my hands not kidding
• You want to smash the wall into pieces with a rock
• then wear some headgear, you bout to get dropped
• OddJob, i'm Baron Samedi coming at you with an M60, can't stop me
• How you going to kill the devil when he's blocking all bullets
• not so above it all and full of shit, the next time we battle
• you're going to be turned into Reese's pieces, look at the creases on his shirt
• cause he's a hack, wack cause Blazer done hit the patch, she didn't deserve to be attacked
• so here's how it works, I win you leave for good, we forget it ever happened
• and we go our separate paths but if you renege and try to find another way
• i'mma treat you like taffy and send you to sick bay
• got it, ix nay? that's latin for ok, you better smarten up and say yes or
• i'm coming with my best
• and this weight will never get off your chest
• I ain't Eminem but i'm a seminal and visceral missile so lyrical that I bleed miracles
• just my flow stopped the banks of the Jordan and caused a discordant element of
• even killed an elephant and it landed on your car and got bent
• You might have killed a super man but I return with a new plan
• a rap nuke to blast news into the heads of those without a clue
• cause whatcha going to do when I come for you slow like a low blow
• like Tyson beating on a Juggalo with his heavy blow
• ICP would never know and how does it go? let me know, cause you're in the ring at
• the terror dome, Chuck D of Public enemy is with me and i'm bringing hits and strikes that
• will send you back to Hell as a roast, welcome Buster, you dug less holes then your fourth home
• and now we know how you work, so let's go, but keep low, my thunder punch will break
• elbows and claim the lives of those that step too close
• I'm sublime like Reeves before he broke his knees good gracious me, it's a bird I can't believe it
• no it's me, death you blind midget, you can't fuck with me, this is Armageddon
• in 2020 so why use that bunker if you're not going to hunker down with a bottle of Remi
• You better have a plan for the match of the gods cause the next time we meet, It'll
• be the trickster that's gone, you might be the man of steel, but i'm General Zod
• I got Kryptonite bars that will leave you feeling off and I know you'll want to
• stand a chance but like a lance, I can't let that happen, You'll be like taffy, good for snapping
• let's make it happen