CHALLENGER'S RAP

• All I see here is an English kid who heard Eminem and thanks he can now rap;
• All you do is steal lyrics and spew crap and the fact that I say that is backed
• by Cam Lewis, you knew it, you did it on purpose and thought it wouldn't get noticed
• So confess you aren't original enough to make up your own shit, you dick
• Your ass I shall now kick, be proud of it that someone with some skills will kill you,
• A bitch like you doesn't deserve an honorable death, and with your last breath
• You'll be begging me to spare you, like a care who you are, I'll forget this battle in a week
• Your name means nothing to me, you're a bird without a beak; you're weak, your success has peaked
• And you suck ass. How does that make you feel? See your sorry ass on Doctor Phil
• Wait, Doctor Who? You English ass bitch, watch it and eat crumpets and drink tea too
• I'm on the brink, I can't think of what gives you the right to even try to fight
• Against the blinding light that is A.C., why don't you write a new rap
• instead of using the same one?Damn, your ass is lazy.
• I usually take ten minutes and just have fun, rapping doesn't have to be serious
• But when I see someone as delirious as you, someone who doesn't have a clue,
• It pisses me the fuck off, your luck's not going to save you;
• oops you're not Irish, but ain't it the same thing?
• The U.K. changed it's name to U.Gay the minute you were born, your mom's vagina so wide when she
• was in labor with you she was snoring, you're BORING. No one likes your shit
• And you don't know it; Marshall was from Detroit, you're a kid from Britain with no voice
• Hell, at least Canada has Drake. I mean he is kinda fake but that's beside the point,
• Who do you have, Simon Cowell and Ann Boleyn? I know Arabians who could rhyme,
• but not a Brit, so fuck your shit, keep your little dick across the Atlantic
• Don't panic, I'm frantic, but I know when to stop, if I get anymore dirty they might call the cops
• I'm ill; FUCK SWINE FLU, BIRD FLU! and fuck you too!
• I'll kick your ass again if you dare to cross me,
• This is an after thought for me, stopping the shit where it begins, I don't wanna see you pretend
• Like you can rap ever again. This is a final warning; Step the fuck off and keep your head low,
• Because next time I'll rock your mother fucking world. Fuck you, Geo.