CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Here's how unimportant and pointless this challenge to me is:
• Briefly pondered o'er but avoided using bar scraps I've been keepin',
• 'Cause of course this boy is wack I don't even need that just to beat him
• Fucking hell, I can already smell the corduroy pants that he's peein'
• I'll roast 'em like the flash in the pan that he is, actually scratch that, I don't even remember seeing a battle that he'd win
• I ain't gonna look for an amateured green link, I can't help but cringe at ya passionate de-fense
• Hitlist I crisscross this one out, ain't knocking me down – I just can't stand what ya speakin'
• At least give me sumpin half-assed and decent, I bet cash I won't see it, 8 good bars back to back in an aver-age sequence
• What the fuck are you here for? I'm here for peer support, to tell you you're trash don't get mad if every battler sees it
• Keep practicing, please, matter of fact it's the weekend, you're in quarantine bored and need something to do
• Print out this very battle verse and study it through, frame that bitch next to whatever else meant something to you
• I'm out of toilet paper oh no what the fuck will I do? I printed out your rap sheets as well, they remind me of Cottonelle guess what the fuck I'm gon' do
• I see your profile pic is a skeleton's head so if I say I'mma jump your bones I'm just fucking with you
• No, homo, I'm assaulting ya choking ya out until that skull isn't blue
• BZ23 are those random letters and numbers or an acronym and age? Don't know huh
• Look like the serial on my pencil pouch, so I guess you can say I got lead in rounds reserving your death with ya name all over
• Bravo Zulu this ain't no smoother sailing for ya going out like ya grandfather did a dead Navy soldier