DEFENDER'S RAP

• I'm gon keep it 100 I ain't even wanna do ya like this/
• But you wanna lock horns with Bahamut then spit fire home skillet/
• Anything you brang I aim to kill it yea it's your fate but man I seal it/
• Still it's not easy like your moms playin hard to get/
• Took her out for burritos and nachos and she ain't swallowed my soldiers yet/
• Her spit game is insane but you ain't tryin to hear that huh man/
• Next time I'm in Texas I will take you to Checkers so we can discuss your moms taking my last name/
• It will be great we can collaborate as Pops and Stepson/
• Make a whole album about pullin hoes and designer clothes concealing illegal handguns/
• Damn son we would be number 1 of the wreckin yard like Sanford and Son/
• The corny white version where the 2 main characters live in the suburbs and/
• Drive around in in a Honda Ridgeline in stead of a brown beat up pick up truck man/
• I dont wanna be your dad I can be your friend/
• Go to school on parents work day and we could perform a track and turn your bullies into fans/
• I'm only assuming you bullied because c'mon bro you know dont make me say it damn/
• But if I cant get your blessing then I guess the next step is emptying yo dresser/
• Yes sir that's right Job Corp in the dessert, no coed all hard legs yo choice either or its my pleasure/