DEFENDER'S RAP

• So this bot wanted to battle me,
• but he didn't just ask, he provoked, so I suppose i gotta throw deadly bars at the opposition,
• but the opposition thinks he's actual competition for this twisted, battle rap addicted monster,
• I'm smarter, harder, and more lyrically inclined than you'll ever be, thinking he can impress everybody by leaving a paper cut on my wrist,
• man this dudes the type of guy who would put a candle in his breakfast when he's 45,
• blow it out and wish the tooth fairy comes by and gives him a couple fives for his front teeth,
• cause he believed he could with any battle with ease, came across a rapper and knocked in those front teeth,
• i bet you put on make up and your moms bra and panties, go into the ladies bathroom and give dudes blowjobs through the glory hole,
• sure, you use big words so you think your a lyrical genius, and think that they'll leave people speechless,
• but if you actually thinking that, then you must be delirious,
• you bringing science into this well i'm the definition of E=MC^2,
• Cause the energy i put into this makes this MC makes me 2 times greater than you,
• cause the Mass of my lyrics times the Speed of Light is a greater and easier equation to solve any day or night,
• Then to try to figure out why your parents conceived you any time of any day or night,
• but getting past the children jokes that seem to amuse you,
• Imma state some facts that everyone around here can agree to,
• you use bigger words that are out off your vocabulary range to sound smarter when your probably in the fifth grade,
• asking your A.I. Girlfriend siri if she can feed you knowledge from that big book, whats it called again? oh yea, the dictionary,
• you'll be a 31 year old retard playing pictionary with the babysitter your mom hired so you wouldn't try to fuck your sister,
• next time consider who you try to challenge next time you wanna talk shit inzoe,
• cause you the type of dude that'll blow his dad for coke
• bro, your a fucking joke, you most likely look like you had 4 strokes back to back last night when your room was black,
• and its the same thing every night, have a house guest over and your parents say "don't mind the noise, thats just the kid trying to get our attention from time to time",
• i mean really, how can they cope, 25% of the time is listening to you bitch and moan about every single problem you have,
• half the time you talk back being a smart ass, and the other 25% of the time you talk smack,
• but like i said, you all talk no action, im like mixing bleach and ammonia, get me rapping and i'll get a clean kill,
• so next time you challenge someone to battle, you better challenge yourself to learn how to really rap.