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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- (Fiction in case anybody gets offended, this gets dark)
- (Less lyrical + technical effort, just going for shock value)
- I'm mentally unstable, almost unable to shake off my hateful urges,
- At most I'm shaking, almost ignoring my yearn for murder,
- I mean, what stops me from going into my parent's closet, or grabbing the M2 off the table?
- I'm struggling, the pills are bad restraints but I'm addicted, better take caution because I'm wicked,
- My suffering is bringing out the demon lurking inside- my subconscious,
- I'm about to be driven over the edge, I need to clear my thoughts I'll sit on the bench
- The next day...
- I got in a fight again, it'll bite that bully in the ass I bet,
- I got a Tourette Tick, It's around the tenth time I cried in the bathroom for 5 minutes,
- Now I'm about to be all over the media, and a menace. I better brace myself, ah fuck it-
- I've been through hell, I'm satan himself, let me just grab the guns and ammo off the shelf...
- I can't even count the cuts on my wrists, or my overdoses under my belt, but man this is it-
- The world treated me like shit, so my last action will be getting revenge on it!
- And when I come back I'll be demonic, shoving this world to Apocalypse.
- The next day...
- Dear diary, this is probably my last entry, I plan on entering the school after the classes start,
- And I'll do this sneakily, so it's time- to start my murder spree, and the body count will be my steppingstone,
- I know the locations, I'm pissed at everybody and I don't care if I'm hated- by my family,
- As I squeeze my pistol, I get a huge scowl, hold my parent's bowels and wrap it out of the towels,
- I open my jaw and start to chomp down, this is my last meal you see- even though I'm not going to death row or the penitentiary,
- I just have to wait patiently, ha, I love the feeling of the blood dripping off my teeth and off my face,
- 10 minutes after classes start...
- I'm loading the clips in, I'm about eclipse the school in my bullets and the blood spurtin',
- And in hell I'll laugh at the families of the bullies hurtin', the suicides, and seeing parents hanging themselves from the curtains!
- Now the clock has begun, I put the barrel up to the glass, see the principal eating chips like the fatass he is,
- Time for the madness to begin, I squeeze the trigger, and see his face become unrecognizable,
- His eyes bulge out like the bullet coming out of his head, ha! He's collapsin',
- Next I need to see the secretaries heads spin, the classrooms are far from the office,
- So they can't start the lockdown or they're dead meat, but I mean- everyone is,
- So I squeeze again, then repeat, and repeat again, like a cycle starting at the principal,
- I'm laughing like the horrible individual I am, now I'm breaking the glass, going to the bullies class-
- Take my AR and put it behind my back as I knock on the door, as it opens the teacher hit the floor,
- Blood splurts out of her wounds, I close the door- then squeeze again, see the students drops like flies,
- Or moths- because now they're going to the light, and now I saved the bully for last, I have his neck in my grasp,
- I watch him fall on his ass, then his beg for his life and forgiveness? Fuck that, I took a pencil off the desk,
- Drove it into his eye like Jeffery Dahmer did to people's heads, and watch him slowly turn to dead,
- And now I shoot through the rooms, it's boom after boom, the guns and the corpses,
- The police can't do shit! But it doesn't matter, this is the end of my life it was a disaster, same as this shooting,
- With a 300 victim count this is the end of my spree, so I put the barrel to my head in glee, smile as I squeeze.
- And- End of story.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Start from (0:09), Verse 1
- There's a lotta conflicts you won't even understand,
- Like puttin' thumbpins inside of someone's ass, deep down,
- It goes, whichever way the wind blows, the screams echo,
- They even shake the fuckin' windows, torturin' two schizos,
- You put it deep in her ass, now there's shit on the dildo,
- I will torture a fool, choke him wih a feather pillow,
- When he hangs off a ledge, I'll let him fall below,
- Hang his body, sell it from the tree called willow,
- I'm sick enough to give a non-pregnant woman an abortion pill,
- Then take her marriage all the way to divorcin' hill,
- And I'm ill enough to choke an infant, just to get his parents,
- Those two mothafuckas let that kid go 'round swearin',
- Turn that kid's mom into a fuckin' Karen,
- Put her fuckin' foot beneath a car's wheel when it's steerin',
- I'm unstable enough to piss on a man's grave,
- Not once, not twice, not thrice, four times, he a mannequin face,
- And I'm done with this planet's ill pace, I want it to be sicker,
- I'm the sick fuck who wants to OD on all this liquor,
- Fuck pills, I'm the kind to vomit on a child safety sticker,
- I'm the type to get a man raped, feed him a slipper (HMPH! HMPH! HMPH!)
- Let him eat all of that shit, let opinions differ,
- Find the one who said it, make myself a fuckin' ripper,
- Evil thoughts, I'm killin' this fuckin' dick-slut,
- Drove the car up to the graves, with a blood-stained picture,
- I opened his mouth so wide, I broke his jaw, let go of the trigger (SHOT!)
- Threw his boy in the toxic-infected river,
- That was my first horrorcore encounter, and I whispered,
- Hook
- And I am, a disaster,
- I piss on a plaster,
- This crown, I ain't after,
- The worst thing about me,
- Is all I wanna see,
- Is police from counties,
- And I am, a disaster,
- I piss on a plaster,
- This crown, I ain't after,
- The worst thing about me,
- Is all I wanna see,
- Is police from counties,
- Verse 2
- Offensive, aggressive, progressively gettin' worse,
- The type to hook an IV upto the fuckin' nurse,
- The type to drop goat poop, in a fuckin' hearse,
- Pass it off as a joke, I just love to curse,
- I was so pissed today, bullies pushed me, ran away,
- They said intercourse is our mothafuckin' habit,
- One said, I'm an addict, I'm only aged twelve,
- I said, that happens, you ain't even close to Hell,
- He said, I meant an addict of 55 drugs, I live in a cell
- I wondered why he wasn't expelled, I rebelled, and told it to the princip-ell,
- He said, I just fell, I can't shpell, I gotsta goh to the bafroom fore I L,
- I don't remember all, the bullies gave him drugs,
- Along with some weed, drinks and more drugs,
- This dude was fucked, in the asshole,
- The bullies then threw him in a manhole, stood on a flagpole,
- Ate a casserole, tortured a tadpole, my mind ain't been the same,
- Explains the class's role.
- And I am, a disaster,
- I piss on a plaster,
- This crown, I ain't after,