Battles Croc vs Skinwalker
RULES
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I don't even know where to start with this so called "professional rapper"
- If you're such an artist then where the fuck are your raps at, faggot?
- Your only activity was getting your ass clapped by Omega
- Man you'll never place second but you bring a whole new meaning to the word beta
- I only made it 43 seconds into that, the end I wasn't nearing it
- 'Cause I was eating as I was reading it and you made me throw up in my cereal
- They say you gotta crawl before you can walk, but Skin said fuck that
- Ran straight into battling and this maggot fell flat
- Professional my ass, you ain't dropped a tune in two years
- And nobody listened to it, at least not anyone with a working two ears
- I can read your fucking mind Skin, you only got two fears
- Dying alone and unloved, and anything stronger than two beers
- And two litres of absinthe would fuck me up less than your voice
- s-s-s-s-s-s-s man fuck you're annoying
- A pro would have a decent mic, not one that made my ears burst
- Or maybe it is decent, just everything you touch is cursed
- And what the fuck is an Olodumare? Shit makes less sense than your verses
- I bet this isn't the first time you've heard this but you're the reason nobody's perfect
- You single handedly make people suicidal
- And you guzzle more nozzles than Lacinyc's waifu
- Your remasters went disastrously
- People slept on you before and guess what, they still fast asleep
- It's just a real shame that your picture has no basis in reality
- If you sealed your mouth and shot yourself we'd all live happily
- I could take the cheap shot and call you Foreskinwalker
- But I highly doubt this dork could even count to four, he was never taught
- How to use his brain, his cranium's devoid of a thought
- All he knows is how to suck dick so well he sells himself on the corner
- That's why you're covering your mouth isn't it? To stop the cum from leaking out
- The sticky brown gooey mess from all the shit that you spout
- Oh wait, what shit? Bitch you been hiding away
- The only time you're hot is after I spit this fire, you getting fried today
- But then you finna drop off again, like a wart on a dick
- You're a constant annoyance, but you get ignored for the more important shit
- You drive away chicks the way you sound like a nine year old addicted to crack
- J_A_C sounds like he's got bigger balls, I'm sure you'd love to take them from the back
- Fucking faggot, how the fuck is this fool the favourite to win?
- Feels like you feel bad for this drooling spastic and out of pity gave it to him
- I know I'm the underdog here, but that helps me to bite you in the dick
- Does this thick prick really think he can walk away from this shit?
- You're the fan favourite but the fans will chop you into little bits
- Bend you like a little bitch and grab hold of your little dick
- I've had enough of this little prick, I'll give him a little kick
- Fuck that, I'll curb stomp this retarded cunt into a little ditch
DEFENDER'S RAP
- If they say past accomplishments what got you this
- that was a Croc(k) of shit
- and this is where your living stops
- cause before the Virus these Five Fingers of Death been a Dim Mak
- But you thought catching contact would raise your stock
- you must be off the Sherman... plus you're an Aussie kid? (Cool)
- I got a beam attachment... just to put a Ray on an Irwin
- It's time for purging
- and I went and checked your background
- found some shit that was mad disturbing
- Cause in one of your battles you said some shit like:
- "I can't resist the chance for more paint
- I drink paint like semen that a whore ate
- I dip the brush in my baby blue than shove it up my rectum
- It may seem weird to you but to me it's perfection"
- NIGGA PAUSE
- Then in that same battle said some shit like:
- "I'm gonna pour paint in my urethra"
- DAWG
- Now I can't even make a bar about how you from Down Under
- without it sounding awkward
- got the whole vibe of this convo weird as fuck
- like Mike Pence in a room with Dwayne Wade's "daughter"
- But never mind... cause instead of speaking on it further
- chalk it as a reason your parents should've practiced abstinence
- but I think Bob Ross said it best
- "We don't make mistakes -- we just have happy accidents"
- But what was that overrated shit you were talking Croc
- you mad I'm the favorite in the tourney and you lack believers
- all that sneak dissing in the comments about the outcome
- but I mean what else you'd expect from salt water creatures
- What? You thought just because you beat Mav
- you really had it in your head like give me the title cause I'm next
- I mean it's nothing new when a born failure win once and try to flex
- but it should've been abort mission from the start
- shit your parents could've been the first people to ever catch a W
- with a de-fetus/defeatist mind set
- You can't contend
- you're just another basement tier to break and bend
- but it did leave my ribs in stitches
- that you thought Skin was the type to make amends/a-mend
- Side note:
- I heard death ain't just a big deal for the victim
- but also to the families... so I pulled up to his tombstone to check
- with Croc's face on a shirt around his people
- I'm trynna see what the R.I.P will affect/ripple effect