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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Yehh just so I can get a buffay big enough too fill my appetite, //
  • so full i cant fit another big Mac n large fries after eating the whole menu in an order //
  • Fatcunt disorder supersize mc mentally not right still critic the rhyming time fast food word play//
  • Master mischief herd they ice the coke whata joke //
  • Ima lyrical genius wit the verses your soft as lemonade I got it made//
  • double stack the sprite so I can lean it right servers n burgers plus the fries extra large left //
  • , but yes there full of preservatives so the motive is too fridge them for later cuz 3days later they got that soggy flavour //
  • the middle slice wit mayo n lettuce reminds me of your Mrs buns cums after I microwave stale chips n force feed them down her throat till she chokes ,//
  • she said she liked it but my hands were too full n I didn't wanna dirty them too //
  • I'm too busy chopping a blaze so that microwave stale chips still gets a choking bitch off , //
  • or maybe that's me bulls deep while i spit on it n that's the truth behind ronold McDonald's fast food fetish//
  • , I may be a fatcunt but I'd never go back too a ex but deadset doesn't mean I wouldn't teabag the bitch , //
  • ex for a reason but 4seasons a year I'm down for my dicksucked//
  • for real only reheating I be doing is the deepheat formula using Listerine cream as lubrication this is banter nation metaphorical fabrication //
  • , preheating fries from maccas comes in handy see why be wit a ex when your woman's cheaper n easier too,//
  • Give it rating and its still minus two outa ten in comparison too an ex of mine //
  • told ya my sinister mind keeps a single line so if a bitch dont blow me right I'll do a rack of cocaine of her tits then throw her off the balcony bitch,//
  • that's for not having big enough boobs too break the fall//
  • How fucken awfull I should a been more resourceful with my shit all I wanted was a fucken decent hit//
  • fucksake waste a gram of that nostril intake//
  • Clowning around joker facts one in 54//
  • pick a card my numbers on the back for your whore wrote under heath ledgers signature so you wanna know how I got these scars do you here let me tell you,//
  • its a lil dark but there's no light in mr moronies basement, //
  • The amazement displayed on phoney faces mixed races of savages unsound minds//
  • Cuttin up arkham asylums institutionalized lunatics trading quickflips mutilatin lies on the insanity faces bleeding out by razors//
  • sitting back with Gotham's underbelly when it clicked //
  • a million opinions scared too speak relying on a hero in a cape n mask but Batman's no match man //
  • the worlds in chaos see I just enjoy pulling the strings behind the scenes, //
  • came outa that corner interrupted the argumentative wannabe mafia n fed them all a whopper meal asked if the burgers were better at Hungary jacks,//
  • apparently there the burger king but I'm a nutcase wearing bling n makeup//
  • Face smeared red paint over the smirking grinn my hair green puffing a blunt the size of hulks middle finger//
  • , suits shining now answer did they be wit hjz or maccas//
  • question of the ages but they answered wrong see they were gonna say a whopper stop there cunt pick a card its a jack time for a magic trick act, //
  • 51 left so pick up the pieces as I detonate c4 n hand grenades, //
  • take out the scum all a destructional distraction true story too n the truth is I got these scars from going down on your Mrs wit razorblades , atleast one of us had a shave , //
  • N to ronald McDonalds shit I hate fucken fast food but maybe one day I'll meet another Harley Quinn, //
  • one that'll dig microwave stale chips still only reason for reheating is too choke a bitch //
  • back too your Mrs as I said before while she's gagging reflex's are being tested with 4inch fries//
  • still biggest thing she's sucked in her life but trying too shut the cunt up while cabled down ,//
  • but there fucken repco brand so hope they hold I still got landscaping too do //
  • gotta spread this hole see nothing bigs ever been there //
  • its messier than the amazon prob got ten dif species of crustaceans in a std invasion,//
  • so off too work I go nang nang nang start the wipper snipper up shove it up her cunt hydrating that mucous pump with maximum revelation,//
  • now the bitchs pussy is a munched a mess cliteris riperr //
  • its still better than an Afghans explosive pussy kamakazi desert monkey witta anthrax tampon //
  • playboy rang for a photo spread then realised roses aren't red that labias violently blue,//
  • n been through more than maccas drivethru during peak hour for the breakfast menu n all they ordering is that waffle with warm butter dripping disaster ,//
  • see I'm a flaky flipped out freak out fruity bats in the belfry while I lie back drinking shrooms in a tea room //
  • Fucking Looney toon mad as a hatter that lost is rabbit chasing a fatcat my rhymings intack now whose a loose cunt on a track

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Fight me pussy, right hooks gon' flash a light, keep looking if you're afraid of my darkness
  • Lay on the carpet, play as a carcass, fake your death
  • Each face pop takes your breath away with these hard swings,
  • Going against the grain with so many haymakers I'm starting to reminisce the days of being labored a farm hick
  • I'll stomp ya head into pulp fiction book, staple your spine I'm not pulling a punch.
  • In my salad days I was trained in self-defense, karate belts thru purple, countless gear
  • Trophies on the shelf, them certificates overwhelmed some peers, what the kids felt was fear
  • That was 12 years ago...don't think for a second I won't walk up to you tomorrow, shake up that bowl cut and go Tyson with ya cauliflower ears.
  • If I catch you at a K-Pop concert I'll start a mosh pit so I can rock your shit, no fists I'm throwin' guitars at heads
  • EMT ambulance, I'm standing next to photo-bombing it, snap a pic for the Gram captioned "Had a fun night with friends"
  • That's the, disastrous, aftermath of matching your neophyter pen
  • I make ya walk on eggshells cuz I got this down pat, like a stop-and-frisk
  • Say my name once I appear, you disappear you're scared..I'm omnipresent, that's neither here nor there
  • Seriously hilarious you are, so subpar you couldn't bussa' rap if it'd make you a millionaire
  • Sell your soul for an ounce of respect, never felt so low cuz you're down and depressed
  • On the telephone with a gal you ain't met, tryna tell her "Yo buy my album you da best 😘"
  • While her belly full with a gallon of jizz, you thinking you're high and mighty, quite unlikely, give the alco an end.
  • Kick the monkey, it's climbing up your leg,
  • SURPRISE! Might wanna get a refill of your anxiety meds, a new addiction to try and begin
  • Cuz, there's a viking in your nest, I pull a knife from the depths of a sheaf and yell Sparta, charge ya and kick you right in the chest
  • Plummeting down a hole I dug from the ground, so think fast – I toss a pickaxe, go mine me some gems,
  • I can't find any, you're not a diamond to the rest...I'm top Notch, igniting TNT it's either fun and games or it's life and it's death
  • Punchline out ya dead auntie, daunting, which website has the headline for my death?
  • I'm gonna guess, Fake News, you snooze you lose, too shy to defend with a tyro attempt
  • Choose ya booze, liquored, you lily-livered with Rosé, broken vase you get sliced from the stem
  • Leave it alone, go no further than kissing the cheeks on the throne
  • Watch ya tone, it's the lone wolf in sheep's clothes, couldn't point me out in a line-up with them
  • Bad to the bone, denying regrets, you're bad to the bone with a cancerous growth on your dying breath, I pull the plug you see the light at the end

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