CHALLENGER'S RAP

• time to take a step inside my ill mind, Hopson i'm sorry but
• it's half past 5
• life killed a great man due to a flaw in god's plan, a dagger killed
• mick Jagger cause he chose the asian girl with the bad bladder
• so now he's full of piss and acid, he's glad he's
• dead of asphyxiation cause she needed to release
• due to waiting for ages after her dad locked the door
• and she pissed on the floor but her mom fed her prunes
• and kicked her out the door, she ran to the bathroom but ran afoul
• of the bad loo, a place of evil that smelled so bad, demons used it to
• make crack and hobo's made the mecca just to take a crap
• so she ran to the storage room and dropped trou just as a man walked
• in ready to sweep with a broom, tears in her eyes she ran half blind from
• crying, barged into the outhouse and taped the door then her stomach
• rumbled
• Hell poured forth as she screamed until she was hoarse cause
• hell fucking cometh, and like a divorce it killed the Lovers in the next room
• she met a dude named Lou who was into that stuff and said yes too
• too bad she needed the restroom
• the next thing he knew he saw
• a portal to hell in her ass, she dashed to class and took a hall pass
• he screamed en masse as he was crushed and snapped
• as he was digested in her ass, she gasped but flushed him at last
• He then found himself in hell down south
• Black Panther legions shot Lou to dea
• then turned their eyes northward and crawled out of her
• bed. She woke up in pain and chained to a weather vane
• they wanted to use her for ill gain but each strain caused her pain
• so she would generate sins for days, screaming as her butt caved
• but one day she accidentally swallowed a unholy maid
• and gave birth to the Hell Wave and spawned an army of
• undead ravers who took to the clubs and added to the labor
• she took one last look at her work and began to jerk
• for inside of her was the last of the besmirched
• His name was Dirk and he loved to fuck twerps
• His dick was butter and his body was cream
• one girl got the runs and when fucked she did scream
• he morphed into a urinal and she gave a sigh in relief
• then morphed right back, his dick in her side as he exploded
• his beef and she was dragged to hell to be his fuck puppet
• for eternity, when she has to go he serves her needs, then
• they fuck on the floor, she's chained to his meat
• Nothing to beat but damn if it's sweet
• So what's it got to do with me?
• turns out being porn free is like making love to a palm tree
• it's hard to etch out a fantasy so this rap is way for me
• to get hard see? Here's to 30 days
• 30 ways to pop a nut
• 30 ways to nail a slut
• look now she's in a hurry
• honey do you need the lavatory?
• she said yet now we're fucking in excess
• her clit is bursting but she can't she's my mistress
• then she let go golden rain
• and went down, god this is great