Battles Chub_Shady vs
RULES
Sorry for not giving u three days, I got bored
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
This battle ended in a tie.
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on March 14 2020
CHALLENGER'S RAP
This rap was deleted.DEFENDER'S RAP
- Tyche you lost once now you wanna jump the gun come at me bitch let's have some fun!
- What's a matter cat got your tounge where's a scalpel I'll cut out your lungs juggle them for fun!
- Is your head clouded like your track cause mother fucker your whack take a departure Martha!
- From the lost land of agartha I'm a fucking prehistoric monster coming outta it's larva!
- And I'm starving call me cannibal your face and brain I am carving 22 followers you ain't balling!
- If this were Texas hold em bitch I'm all in!your bluffing and I'm simply calling!I'm brawling...
- The green goblin nob cobbling suck my dick you fucking hobbit!this train you ain't stopping!
- Your cinder lopping I'm fucking jaw dropping!your sailor moon..I'm the elephant in the room!
- I'm duke nukem combined with fucking doom!while you be a bitch and fly around on your broom!
- No worries your end is coming real soon!some time night or day or in the afternoon!
- I'll have to put you down like a rabbit raccoon I'll be etched in your brain forever like a tattoo!
- Mother fucker I can rap too you and Nobody is your only crew the only two that everyone boos!
- I bet you two switch clothes and possibly shoes probably sit together and watch blues clues!
- Doing it doggy style while you watch the 5 o clock news!this is a battle there are no rules!
- Just chumps and fools two bitches acting like tools this is why kids you should stay in school!
- Bury both of you faggots like jarule like you have the balls to challenge me to a dual!
- Your just a piss ant in other words miniscule I should send your ass to the principal!
- This here is medicinal this is what you call a fucking clinical I'm maniacle and diabolical!
- And your just riding my coat tail so here's your chance to blow ready set go!
- just kidding this kid ain't gonna bring the smoke what a fucking joke like a bunk line of coke!
- I won't stop till your spirit and mind is fucking broke!so hang on to that little bit of hope!
- Any chance in hell of beating me that's a fat fucking nope!you must be on good dope!
- I went to Canadian tire and bought you some rope in case you had a problem and couldn't cope!
- Before that I'm gonna wash your mouth out with soap that I'll attach to the end of your rope!
- This is all the fat lady wrote just know you stepped to a G.O.A.T instinct to go for the throat!
- I'm making it rain better put on your coat your career is barely staying a float!
- So here I passed you and your boyfriend Nobody this note that I personally wrote!
- Yall can die off in a hole and choke mother fuckers die off and croke!I'm the rapper you don't poke
- I'm what you call high on the pole you and Nobody are about as useful as an asshole!
- I have big brass balls though!I say shit that people would never say like how you and Nobody are gay!
- Here's a unicorn for your birthday behind closed doors he's probably like yay!
- Sorry he's busy at the moment with Nobody's cock in his mouth so he doesn't have much to say!
- Have you had enough practise yet I bet you barely even gag don't be mad me cause your on the rag!
- Silly little skag willy wag to the silly fag willy wonka sorry he's still a little boy that plays with Tonka!
- I'm gonna fry your ass live like the street fighter bianca!
- Outro:
- This is the final round time to put old yeller down!your a fucking clown!
- When I put this gun to your head don't you fucking make a sound!
- I promise you when it pops the bitch is loud!but think you'll be up in the clouds!
- Looking from heaven down remembering how this is my town my second round!
- Fucking clout chaser trying to get fame off of my name!that's no game!
- Your done you have know one to blame put your head down in shame cocky shit stain!
- I'm the beast damn right I bring the pain!I have nothing to lose but all to gain!
- Like fort minor with a twist I'll give you 1000 reasons to remember this!
- The day you got slayed to this majestic diss beat me little boy you fucking wish!
- So I say farewell to you and your bitch! Fuck with me again and they'll find the both of ya in a ditch!
- Tied to a trailer hitch so say goodbye to your family and your kids!