Battles Tekneek- vs Migizi
RULES
Byob Round One. Good luck
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- You're not John Gaffer, so it doesn't matter how many shots you have you'll never be able to save your bars
- He's watching Pornhub on his Momma's phone on 1% saying "I am Speed" as if he was McQueen from Cars.
- You need to clean your scars, your face is between your bars
- Cause I'm gonna jail you in this lyrical murder like if I'm Eminem's Subpar.
- I started battle rap as a loser, now I'm giving you material to use against me so your verse isn't generic
- Take Uranus, and planet out so Jago The Blunderer can tear it and wear it
- We could play Golf in The Sahara, hit you with the Desert Eagle cause you're a birdie that doesn't come up to par.
- Migz is just another teddy bear from Build a Bear, guess I'm bout to put my own hole in one, hit em with the drive by and I didn't even need a car
- Hit you with the close range critical shot, shit, bet you didn't see that comin'
- Told me your She male girlfriend caught you by surprise, shit, bet you didn't see that cumin'
- She then turned you around stuck her dick in your ass so quick, shit, bet you you didn't see that come in
- Bout to run over this weasel with my diesel, shit, bet you didn't see that Cummin
- Cough cough, damn it would have to take a bunch of lime disease to cure all the Corona you have
- Should I mention your dad in this battle? Nah, I shouldn't mention something that this nigga never had
- Turns out he's actually a red skin, fucking the dirty hoes while all the priests are washing tons
- Only half good at rapping cause you're my offspring, son
- I'm tired of playing games when it comes to battle rap, time to start making a monopoly
- Gonna tip my top hat, for this pussy cause he thinks hes hot like some fucking fresh coffee
- Hit you with a car, a train, my bars or plane, what I'm trying to say is that you'll never fucking top me
- Run through your hotel? Trivago. Nah nigga I'm gonna make you lose all of your properties
DEFENDER'S RAP
- //I tried not to over do it with highlighting wordplay this time around, I'm sure you guys are smart enough to get these bars.
- Really I doubt there's even a reason to read this one out.
- I'm a beast in a bout, you're a geek who's never seen leaving the house
- I mean Jeez, He keeps getting beat. Is anyone Keeping a count?
- Definitely not Tek, cus he can't even seem to Keep an account
- My Technique/Tekneek is so Ill that I even Talk Sick/TockSick
- I'll leave you Full of Holes and Take your Soul/Sole, 'cus you're Croc's Bitch!
- Watch Your Mouth, cus it's Time to Face the Music. Like a Tik-Tok kid.
- You get Ticked/Tik'd off tryna Talk/Tok shit till you get Clocked, Bitch.
- I had to Catch ya/Ke$ha with that shit.
- Let me get at him and Ima end this lil bastard
- You'd think it's a Drive-By the way Techs/Tek's getting Blasted
- I can't believe this is who Psycho said that I'm battling.
- ARE YOU SERIOUS? This LOSER don't concern me.
- He's got a negative record against four of the users in this tourney.
- It's prolly worse than that, man. But when I look it up I burst out laughing.
- It must hurt so bad, "I'll be proud if I get out of the first round battling."
- Man, It's Gut-Wrenching to tell this Bitch that he's Screwed
- I get the Drill and this dude will Bolt like a Sprinter would do.
- Pop the Hammer, Shots will Nail him. Ima Split him in two.
- In other words, this kid'll get Flattened if I whip out the Tool.
- Do people even really believe he can contend the belt?
- Where would he be without Me Skin and Spark to lend him help?
- His delivery's GARBAGE. I'll take this Fed, Ex/X Him out. Before he can Express himself
- Tek I'm bout to end this bout by saying FUCK YOU/U, PS remember not to miss our lessons, now.