Battles  waterbottle vs

RULES

No rules. Just use your original diss.

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

waterbottle won this battle!

3 ROUNDS

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Battle on April 26 2020 and Battle on April 29 2020

CHALLENGER'S RAP

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DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • You say we're in two different classes your right you need more practise
  • Now I have to burn your body to ashes in front of the masses it's madness
  • Your dead body is on my mattress it's sadness death is your only fucking status!
  • Take a bite out of you like a radish make you into a Greek salad!
  • Stop bruh you wouldn't even make it on America's got Talent
  • You would get dumped like a silly cunt gotta ask yourself what the fuck happened?
  • Getting beat by an amateur that's now left you abandoned where's a hot poker?
  • It's time to get branded my lyrics are rapid I'm pretty sure this killshot landed!
  • Your like Wilson on cast away just a poor bitch that got stranded!I'm right handed faggot!
  • You act like your gonna break my will boy just chill this fool needs Dr Phil someone get him a pill!
  • I'm going in for the kill hold still you don't fit the bill you can hold my dill pickle I'm fickle!
  • Did you throw a punch?cause if you did it tickled!gonna have fun torturing you with a sickle!
  • If I had a dime or a nickel or a trickle of piss for every time I had to put down a bitch!
  • With a diss open your mouth while I dispense my jizz it's like pop without the fizz!
  • I can't believe your dumbass made my list you got a case of Ritz tits or you just got little bits!?
  • Little nips ain't got no drip bitch slap you cause I'm your fucking pimp!you fucking gimp!
  • Can't fuck your bitch cause you go limp your a fucking shrimp I'll take her for a spin!
  • Show her a real man!why cause I simply can!my lyrics are offensive I should get banned!
  • Your rhymes are fucking bland I'll bomb on your ass like iran and Pakistan!
  • Got your bitch in my right hand I should drop you where you fucking stand!
  • Peter Pan you will never land I have 2 balls you have a vagina man!you understand?
  • Look how fast he ran!alalala shoot the terrorist this is our land!
  • This is where I draw the line in the sand soon you'll be promoting my band!
  • Buying my brand!like oh damn don't fuck with me or my fam fucking sham!
  • Slaughter you like a fucking lamb fucking your girl like a dodge or a ram!
  • Somebody get the cam like yes mam your a yes man with a blue family mini van!
  • Me and your girl with be chilling in the cut catching a sun tan like a red neck from munkton!
  • My homie you got nothing you were bluffing your a fucking weak ass little bitch end of discussion!
  • Spin kick your head off your shoulders like a trained crazy ass Russian!
  • I got bars on top of bars with much more substance tough shit!when I hit you in the lip!
  • Thuggin like a wanna be crip!pull up with drip with a 9mm clip and watch your bitch ass dip!
  • Right back to your 300 dollar piece of shit rusty ass whip!fuck the police like I give a shit!
  • I shoot right from the hip guarantee to cripple feel the ripple?while im sucking on your girls nipple!
  • Mother fucker battling you was much to simple liking popping a really annoying pimple!
  • I'm about to turn you into a symbol that's very nimble call in jimmy Kimmel we need an interview!
  • Ya live broadcast to announce your trash I'm something of a legend like Johnny Cash!
  • Go ahead make fun of my hair call me white trash in the end bitch your kissing my ass!
  • Am I going to fast?you made the mistake of letting me go last!I'm on full blast!
  • I'm on a mission and defeating you is my task and still smoking my grass!
  • Your pretty brass and bold but mother fucker you don't have me sold!I'm 29 yrs old!
  • I have plenty of gold your just a mold in my figment I'm whole other breed of pigment!
  • Your like a really bad sit com segment I'm straight disrespected!
  • I guess I expected something near perfect you don't even deserve to be behind the curtain!
  • That's for fucking certain what's a matter you hurting?your words sound like there slurping!
  • Ya felatio while your burping!I'll wait till your done gurgling! Skyking is the name bitch......
  • If you never heard of me!fuck what you say my rhymes aren't complex? Like a complexe
  • I have a suitcase here full of semtex with your name bitch your next! My house your just a guest!
  • I'll be looking over your body while you take your last breath I'm the cousin to death!
  • Fuck it enough said!I don't care if I win this battle or not I'm going to bed!

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