CHALLENGER'S RAP

• In the world of gaming, i came to terms with the ever changing
• A 90's kid with a craving for the Playstation a way station to
• gaming but it's created betrayal over favors made by
• the creators of our favorites, maybe it saddens me, Konami is no longer king
• Contra now a memory of what could've been, should've let it live
• Now we've got A throwback, classics but no Co-op, that's like Mega man
• with no fucking Buster but i bust a beat like Busta, cause i'm trusting like a
• mugger, least he can be trusted to rough you up like a sucker
• a slugger that throws like a trucker, launch a bean ball at a fucker
• cause he's a sucker, no telling if he's a lover or a traitor, his mother is
• a woman that's either a gamer or a hater, a broken piece of software that
• wears hard on the heads of her children, a moral guardian with no compass
• no looking up so she fucks up the status quo and blows a hole in the lives
• of the innocent like a hoe, till the ground and hoe it, fill the mound and
• drill it, seal the ground and cover, cause we'll never get another for years
• Silent hills, Nothing but fog and dust, hate and bust, Fallout and
• System Shock, where's my bag, pack a lunch, call the cab here's my gun
• .30 cal, here's a slug, here comes the train, blow it up
• I might die, i might live
• I might cry, i might scream
• I might never ever get the
• chance to see my child with
• that glint in his eye, playing the Apple IIc
• Mario or Pac man with me
• too much violence in the world it seems
• I'm in a Metro, on an Exodus
• I'm a tree full of wisdom, on my way to Menace Beach
• But i got knocked out and retooled as Sunday Funday
• but i grabbed a saw and killed the programmer on a sunny day
• in a fun way, i had my own say, Had adventures in the bible and went to a
• buffet, test with no answers, questions in the manual here to stay
• LJN a rainbow of pain, that commercial for BTTF was depraved
• I bet that kid threw it into the sun with a look of anger, Marty's legs
• on strike, too many levels of glass and dancing women in tights
• was going to say dykes but i'm staying in the light
• 1.44 Gigawatts, avoid the lightning, that's screwed up, don't you need
• electricity to go back to the 80's? reach 88 miles and go faster than
• a fast woman in a shady aisle, when the dude takes a trial run
• and fires his gun too late
• next day he's got a son
• They call him Marty Mcfly
• He's a wonderful guy but he's cranky
• they left his legs in 1980
• so he uses sticks to carry his bits
• but if they break he falls on his balls that's
• look two eggs and an omelette
• scrambled on the ground with ketchup
• now's bawling, never mind they're stitching him
• back up, the next day he's a eunuch, what happened?
• A badger saw the eggs, swiped them away so he gave chase
• but slipped and fell down a drain, landed on some propane
• became the first white man to reach outer space
• and fell to his death when he re entered low orbit space
• The tragedy of a man born from the back alleys
• cause his grand daddy was too concerned with his limp patty
• to consider his new family, now he's gone, a victim of reality