DEFENDER'S RAP

• Lacey's anime profile pic's looking romantic, red dress for the win like Johansson
• Absorbing flows like tampons, stop confusing menstrual cycles for suicidal actions
• No vagina backdrops, my cipher's fire-walled by entire yards of cyberporn manga
• So you're going head to head, literally. N'Krypton is really not this tiger's home planet
• You remind me of Antonio Brown's flying home mattress, it's a pain to stay flexible
• Legend from window down with that time-to-go status, you'd quit faster than you could say H-Burial
• Props reduced to styrofoam gadgets, barbecued and got your useless microphone branded
• Your boyfriend's kicks be soccer moves. Your voice gets dipped in autotune. Barack a booth like them Iowa Hackers
• And so you couldn't sell your heroine or cocaine in locker rooms and tried arrowheads that stone-age-like doctors used when beating pandemics
• I like to meddle in both ways, how you gonna beat these metal bars and gold plates, when you sparred entire domains, then get reaped by Magnetik?
• Seriously, you don't have much iron in your system, it's like you're really rappin' to live
• To make that digestion simple and algebra quick so at least this line is civil, your chance is as slim as African kids
• Apparently, when Omega's punching bag was set on coming back, he set out to even the odds
• He literally appeared to the ring in a bra, and some underpants. A card per round in bikini facade!
• This is a battleground, this stripper's line is getting fucking strapped by this power outage
• Maybe after this round, his head'll align and he'll come attack; though not on February wearing a santa outfit