Battles JoeytheSaint vs x5bsoflyfx
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Look, you're a corny, unorganized, sorry excuse for a rapper.
- The story is "you fuck on guys," I'm super tough, I'm a scrapper.
- I legitimately escalate higher than all of your dreams.
- I grabbed the hand of God and backhanded you twice across the cheek.
- This the return of the pimp, I stay disguised as a saint,
- I left your momma limp, but gave the woman better days.
- I hope you show her love, she's still mad it came late.
- Tell her I'll call back, I just ain't down for a date.
- I'm ruthless, I'm truthless, they show love, I show rape.
- I really fucking battle rap, I know some of y'all like to hate.
- And some of y'all like to act like yours the number one tape,
- But I heard that shit on soundcloud, honestly it can wait.
- One question, 'cause I'm really fucking confused,
- Do y'all really rap this way, or were y'all physically abused?
- 'Cause rap should never be this gay, y'all need to proofread too!
- You use too many metaphors, how many times is the sky blue?
- Truthfully half this shit, was reply shit for the homie, Altitude,
- I was interrupted halfway through, the roommate walked in smoking good.
- I chiefed on it, go on, believe in it if that's what you like to do.
- I'd question it and check the vents 'cause they were probably gassing bull.
- I might as well write this shit like they my real lyrics too.
- 'Cause "GingerSlim" and bitch "Aspect" said "there's different types of battles dude!"
- Fucking shit, this shit again, turning battle rap into another trend, you fools.
- I'll call out like a thousand of you, from "Chosis Kids" to "Dahm" "Skywoots"
- But "Futch" a "Ruby," I know it's rude, but she'll kill me "Eazy," hmm unusual.
- I ain't a gangster, I ain't a nerd. But I'm the smartest thug to shoot through you.
- I go to college, I read these books, I'm observing how to cure the youth
- I go back home, see the homies, and go to sleep with sounds of gunshots, too
- I spit real super shit sinking swimmers in the sea
- I let Sally suck my dick, its salty as can be
- I'll end this rap with classy shit, simple melody
- Fuck you and your opinions, you're really SHIT to me.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- i roll glocks, checkout da clocks till i free yo locks/
- aw my pimpin hormones beepin leavin u out der bleatin
- hop u remember D ol click!clark!paaah! Officer down/
- now dis misery looks like history nd da story is no scenery
- dumb-a, ss u got da punch-lines?
- Tell em notta sound D alarm cuz i'mma cum wit loaded arms,
- transformin in2 blastables nd rip-off all yo constables/
- gosh i'm so remorseful cuz o dat y'all wanna gimmie a break?
- I ain't osama, i'm mo'like obama/
- yes! Barrack obama, so be ma pal, we get on nd 4get we eva dissed,
- Did i hear ya say case-closed cuz its too great 2 be judged,
- or maybe i losed my conscience its on D loose, guess what?
- I'mma get it back, muthaf, u, mothafuckaz/
- if a white boy wanna spaz ima serve em x if he wanna calm down
- i give him a percocet