DEFENDER'S RAP

• You're about to get brained with a baseball bat, it'll bruise your grease-face
• That'll leave your head covered in red and blue without Lucha Libre
• I'll put an end to your dreams of battling me, you clown fucker
• You're gonna see day dark getting rained out like cloud cover
• Even if you've been on the road to greatness, your trip'll end there
• When I have Light getting taken out of the picture like fixing lens flare
• I'll slice your girl up with a broken bottle, we'll see that tramp making screams
• With high-pitched noises with broken glass... it's all over once the fat lady sings
• I'll hold up your gang in broad daylight, that's quite the show
• Your outfit will be wrung out in the open, but I'm not hand-drying clothes
• I've got assault rifles and machine guns, suited for shattering whole squads
• That means heavy arms will have you lifted up without factory robots
• And the only time you've moved bricks in the game, it was actually Roblox