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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I received a box the other day
- in a way I never knew what would
- be coming my way, so I pushed the
- button and I heard a loud bang
- there was Johnny, his heart
- blown to pieces in the hallway
- Sign was Pisces, sorry i'm
- not an astrologist, an apology
- I guess is in order
- because the next box was in the border
- cue a hoarder buried alive under a mountain
- of quarters, a daughter squished underfoot
- by a gaggle of gophers , no hopers
- are moping and joking and choking
- on coke and on crack, need a smack on the back cause the
- fact is i'm whack and my last heart attack was transferred
- to Gandalf the black as he fled moria with the Balrog hot on his ass
- Eru came along and got shot in the ass, anger hot like a match, turned
- around and cut Jason Voorhees in half with a laugh and walked off as Rome
- Burned and Nero was gassed, what the fuck am I doing, this rap isn't moving
- he's dead get the nurse, snatch his purse, pull the car around and plant
- the gun, go and run, frame Marshall for it, lets bug, i'm not a millionare, I don't
- have a clue as to where we parked the car so i'm scared, slugs in my arm
- reload, i'm calm, raise up the dead, Norman's alone, mom's on the phone
- bash her to death, try on the wig, get him real close, tonight we're having pig
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Crazy to think people leave when we least expect it,
- Crazy to believe we don’t know which way we headed,
- Yah you leaving me is the thing I mostly dreaded,
- You broke my heart, its all torn up & shredded.
- Here I go again rapping about my pain,
- You say you wanna know my story, well listen while I explain,
- My body's going numb, I feel like I am drained,
- I’m so high in the sky, feel like I’m piloting a plane.
- Sometimes I’ve said some shit & I haven’t thought twice,
- But that’s life you make mistakes & then you pay the price,
- I never thought that all this pain could almost take my life,
- Deep wounds, many scars, wrists cut open with a knife.
- I’m in my darkest places, I just need a little light,
- I’m down on my knees, the near end is in my sight,
- I just need another way to make everything alright,
- Not saying imma end it here, but I’m saying that I might.
- They say I’m just a teen, & this is just a phase,
- I need God in my life, I just need some praise,
- My mind is just a mess, my brain is like a maze,
- And until my time comes, I’ll be counting down the days.
- 7 months ago, I popped some pills & tried to take my life,
- My life was such a mess, I wish I had a place to hide,
- But everything was fine, I had to swallow all my pride,
- I always come second, you always pushed me to the side.
- I wish I could’ve found another way to make things right,
- I wish I could’ve found my voice, I should’ve stayed to fight,
- Now I’m on my way to Heaven, now I’m just taking flight,
- Now I see Heaven’s lights, and them bitches hella bright.
- You’re worth it, and that ain’t the way it has to end,
- Life would be much better, if we all could make amends,
- Suicide is on the rise, but it don’t have to be a trend,
- Just know I’ll always be there, if you ever need a friend.