Battles Blun vs ShapeShift
RULES
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'm not gonna rap about how whack, loud, or scared he is/
- But I will spit facts bout the fact how you lackin background and heritage/
- You think you stand out in mad crowds? Or are you that proud & arrogant/
- Your name, Im not sure what thats bout, but that sounds flat out embarrassing/
- So are you packin knowledge for the eses? Or for college scheduled essays.
- Gets police involved, but when they question him he just hollers, No Comprende
- You fake Latin snake you couldn't rake my leaves to get paid/ On Wednesdays
- I bet you grease your hair back and talk in The Mask Of Zoro voice to get laid
- So don't talk about the guns you tote, or stabbin me because you wont/
- I'll lacerate your frontal lobe and smoke it if those thoughts provoke
- Jumpin in this ring was brave but now you should be lost for hope/
- I'll splash this Latino more times than Eddie Guerrerro off the rope/
- Drag your corpse across the globe then slide a knife across your throat
- Divide your body, ship you off in planes and trains, or cars and boats/
- You go to jail, drop the soap and turn into a soccer pro
- Now watch him stumble up and choke, then bitch because he lost the vote.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I don’t know you ese no entiendo what you’re saying,
- This is just a slaughter house you’re prepped up for the slaying,
- I’m speeding like concerta paranoid as fuck my nervous system gains inertia,
- I specialize in homicide a third degree in murder,
- Claim you flipping shit but all you flipping is some burgers,
- You can’t see me like a burqa I’m all wrapped up in the occult,
- Militant mindset prepare for the assault,
- Chant a spell and throw some salt bring your talk and imma own ya,
- I’m a virus on this earth I sit and laugh and chug corona,
- I’m a doomer and a loner scribble verses in the corner,
- Leaking toxic pheromones fuck boys can’t stand beside my aura,
- Don’t push weight unless it’s on the bench,
- Razor up under my tongue a spit a line and cut your neck,
- Agitated on the freeway wrecked the car cuz im a nervous wreck,