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Make a cocky rap (use some puns) And here’s the real challenge (no swearing)

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • Hop off, Lemme get some room
  • I get dropped off, at an asylum, I’m a loon
  • I got shocked into I flopped, on the floor my head went boom
  • I zoom down the stairs, and whiff the fumes, out of a ol tomb
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  • I’m a Hawaiian Poseidon, controlling the water, at the same time I’m flying
  • I make a wave, make it hit your car while your riding and driving,
  • I’m smiling, to the point where it’s frightening,
  • I’m rhyming, don’t call me Poseidon, Call me Zeus bc I got this lyrical lightning
  • Your whining, my muscles are blinding, had to play it back, I started rewinding
  • A guy starts swiping the icing, off your cupcake, like a hungry Viking,
  • who’s striking, after hiking and biking, I grab him by his arm, my grip starts tightening
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  • Im Icy and gigantic, I’ll wreck your rep, like I wrecked the titanic (get it!)
  • I’m this right handed, dynamic, wizard, and I’m using my magic
  • Run my feet on the carpet, shock you wit static,
  • I’m a star like Patrick, I’m in a straight jacket, hiding in your attic

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Get out of my ass
  • You think that's crass so bump a dass lass
  • So fuck that's crap to me you m2
  • So shut up that is why you me you
  • Get on your xbox think you wanna shut down
  • x3 owe my some
  • complex give me none
  • you think you wanna shut down
  • so get your butt down
  • stick your nuts down
  • why not fuck down
  • that is the shit you found
  • round
  • you found your rhymes to be crunk-ass hell no that is why you shut down(fuck
  • so you shut down already i haven't found that you steady so time for the chorus change yo name to loris
  • get on your xbox think you wanna shut down
  • x3 owe me some
  • complex give me none
  • you think you wanna shut down

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