CHALLENGER'S RAP

• I'm heading to work repeating "im ready", My offsetting smirk has them retreating steady
• Bouncing off the walls I cant remain calm, Mispronouncing words, bottle of #champagne in my palm
• They've got that smelly smell like anchovies, And mentally fell to judicial branch phonies
• I dont ask for permission, I just do it, I back door the competition, and crush nooblits
• Find me on the seafloor wrestling giant clams, Glance behind me just to see more advertisment scams
• Then fly higher than the atmosphere, a tireless man that the cats fear
• Their conspired plan is quite clear, i've had the upperhand since last year
• The dirty rascal with his glass half full, wrathfull, other rappers consider me a hassle
• I roll blunts, not one a whole bunch, then go for a stroll and smoke a bowl for lunch
• The self doubt inside me has expunged, and the cement clouds that blind me have plunged
• Just a cheeky stoner that reaks if weed odor, slowly gettin' colder I soley write for clossure
• So quick, I plummet to Earth at terminal velocity, spit the greatest verse then owe a public apology
• The gifted bastard, killin' rappers, they're frikken actors, whack turds, gold is all their after
• Im thinkin' higher, tryna be a spiritual pastor, nothing matters except for a little laughter :)