Battles  Swoll_Bobby vs Calbernian

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • You think you can contest to me
  • Contest on the beat another cheat to defeat
  • You just another sheep and I'll put ya asleep
  • Knock ya out like nyquil and your just mad cause I will
  • Like pop a pill a benadryl move a mountain a goddamn hill
  • Beating you just gives me the thrill
  • Another one kill just another one to bill
  • One arrow left in the goddam quill
  • So a head shot should suffice but let me give you advice
  • Cause I am just way too wise and you cant criticize
  • But I'll mess up your whole damn life
  • Just to tell you the truth I'll knock this one out of the park
  • Call me the new babe ruth all while I'm smokin a doob
  • Hide in the corner with your damn mental disorder
  • And your hangin on the border and your a dwarf just growing shorter
  • I am the king and I am uncrowded
  • And I will surely make flint town go round

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Contest you? This easier than counting sheep
  • You gotta cheat to defeat cause I rap better even when I'm asleep
  • I'm got my grip on your throat, some body throw him so meds
  • You're the one getting knocked out, going to bed
  • I'm the rap doctor, here's your prescription
  • I've diagnosed you lyrical impairment
  • Ain't that fair man, fuck a bow and arrow,
  • I strap a glock and shot you at the block
  • Put you body locked up in a box
  • to be shipped out to the sea rocks where the birds flock
  • Go to the medical ward with your genital wart
  • Ain't nobody calling you Babe, I'm Ruthless in this lyrical sport
  • There ain't no way you being crowned in this town
  • Burger King ain't even want your fat ass around

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