Battles King_Kold_Blade vs 3lektro_Magnetik
RULES
No profanity and no making up words
Max of 62 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
3lektro_Magnetik won this battle!
3 ROUNDS
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Battle on December 19 2019 and Battle on December 19 2019
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I Been gettin' no sleep
- I just sit up and think
- I then lift up my bathroom sink
- Just to have a drink
- These words my not sting
- But they do mean a thing
- Enough turds I seen in a ring
- Called the toilet
- Has you may have seen
- I have a better rhyme scheme
- Why shoe my letter I mean
- The last line makes no sense or at least that's what it seems
- After this stanza I'm done
- Cause I know I won
- Was the show bonanza the best one
- I'm tired you can have your fun
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I find it comical about you saying having a better rhyme scheme...
- Did I read that right? My eyes seem
- not to function very well throughout time.
- My eyes get blurry just like the vision of your career: blurry and foggy.
- You challenged me to a battle to give me this crap?
- I come and waste my valuable time to read this crap?
- And what does ''Has you may have seen'' mean?
- I mean I'm not trying to be mean yet you know what I mean,
- it must've been a typo, not finna insult you on that.
- According to my unofficial law: Do not rap again;
- I beg you, you're forbidden,
- like Adam resisting the forbidden fruit when he was sinning.
- I'ma extract ya brain from the skull; now it's bloody and soaky,
- after I brainwash your brain,
- I'll nail on my wall as my trophy.
- I'd make you drop 50, and if ya don't finish in time...
- I'll twist your head 360.
- Sick of you mumble rappers, guess I gotta exterminate your species,
- exterminate your species like easy-peasy like breezy wind enterin' chimneys.
- Guess what? My words sting like a bee to this wussy's body sharply.
- Your punchlines don't offend me; hardly.