DEFENDER'S RAP

• A savage who watches Nickelodeon on popcorn nights
• with his Grandma Jackie,
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• while I'm lowkey in the bedroom with ya sister, sparking the romance.
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• I'm serving my rhymes to ya like tacos,
• served my penis in ya sister's mouth, she had a mouthful.
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• I'm racing past this slowpoke moving in a rowboat slowmo,
• I shoot 'em no scope and he stumbles off the boat like an old bloke.
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• Callin' yourself a ''lyrical maniac,'' oooo, real spooky like a corny horror movie,
• or like a bad show, then it gets bad reviews.
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• Keep this mind: I'm never going to stop rapping,
• never going to cease dissing unless I catch a disease and later decease.
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• Workin' my brain like a mean car machine fueled on gasoline,
• I'm tryin' to heighten my sense of keen.
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• 'Cause then my word flow will be quick in a flick like coke flow,
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• I'm stealin' candy from this baby,
• real easy peasy like cleaning dishes when they're greasy,
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• my rhymes got good delivery,
• when your Mother had you that wasn't a good delivery
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• your face was distorted and deformed,
• you had the perfect face for a hideous selfie meme.
• after your Father barfed your Mom's went berserk, saying, "He's...uh...cute."
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• Awww...don't you love sarcasm, especially lying to a baby to say he's handsome.
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• These punch lines are harmful, fatal and hateful,
• you'll endure convulsions and spasms.
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• I'm invading, capturing your territory without hesitating,
• therefore call me Columbus,
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• I'm slaughtering your people, causing motherfuckin' ruckus,
• you dare to battle me? Who the fuck this punk is?