DEFENDER'S RAP

• You only live once, think twice before I bring up your past slip ups
• When you did drugs, 3 milligrams of pixie dust and you'd fortify with 4 to 5 Nexium for the reflux
• Playing king of the hill, catch up, 6 bars of ladders will kill ya before YOU kill 6 bars.. Get ya shit together and switch up
• Sick son of a bitch, cigs dipped in booty juice sucking on ya ex butt and ya Mrs. caught you on the sex run
• Wife's a cock blocker, "No sweetheart," She stole candy from her baby to not get his duck sucked – Gobstopper
• You in bathroom stalls seeking for crown glory and she patched em up, damn that sucks, can't even get your top honored
• Beaver with a cleaver, Quagmire with his stick cut
• No more drinking from the fountain of youth with the dirty hoes/hose, hit a lean patch so sip that muddy I'm thinking bog water
• Get vibe checked, I'll capitalize on this opportunity to snatch that dad hat and to top it off? I'll bean you in the noggin with a fava beanie
• I got a ski mask on not even freezing, putting 6K in a bag make robbin' look easy
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• Santa Clause is hellbent, rearrange his name its Satan, a demonic pale-skinned mascot of mailmen,
• Riding tailwind watchin' children doze off with milk as he fondles himself to those naughty hellions,
• Trotting his kelpies holding his horses wanting to fill those "stockings" when 12 hits,
• All I'm saying is this guy is well on his way to rock the bells if he's trying to jimmy a toddler's belt, 'n
• He's got the weird beard 'til his locks are grizzled he'll need a potbelly 3 times his size to triple 6, shit, I think he'll fit the bill, he's already got a job as a salesman.