DEFENDER'S RAP

• Wassup Christian Lame, haha, I'm only fuckin' with you.
• I metamorph to The Rock: Got big muscles, large cock
• to slide through your woman's top.
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• Your Father looks like Rowan Atkinson,
• your Mother Janet Jackson...oooh, that's an ugly couple.
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• You beat ya chest like your Tarzan,
• I got the nuclear missiles like Uncle Sam,
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• fire 'em at ya, you better scram,
• you seek some shelter in the woods and I'm after ya like SlenderMan.