DEFENDER'S RAP

• This is my ode to knives oh what beautiful creatures!
• Treatin faces like remixes and re-doin the features
• Culinary arts, openin packages, I use em for so many things
• Like when I fingered ya girl with a knife and slit her throat with my dick
• I’m a killer with the katana a silly goose with the switch a maniac with the machete
• Turn a musical to a giallo I got the sauce heat em up like when the spaghetti is ready
• Cut ya spine with a butterfly left more stab wounds in assholes than dragoons in battle
• My therapist is scared of me and tries to calm me down but fuck that stupid rabble
• I’m on point with an edge like my knife collection people say I’m crazy till those victims are dead
• Take ya girl on a blind date stick a knife into my steak and say “Imagine if this was a head...”
• Roses are red violets are blue stick a knife into you till you die from the wounds
• I sent ya girl a knife for Valentine’s and hid it inside of her shoe
• Butterflies and butter knives cut and slice ya fuckin mind get stuck inside and slightly disrupt ya life
• How picturesque! Reminds me of my childhood summertimes as I watched the neighborhood run and hide
• To summarize I don’t mean to worry you but you will get stabbed motherfucka
• Turn ya mother to a sword swallower she nibbles on my sword like that’s nutter butter
• Knives are always on my mind and inside ya cranium how perfectly corny!
• Knives have a special place in my heart and knives are stuck inside ya circulatory
• Knives over here knives over there knives in ya head knives in ya hair
• Knives in the car knives in the boat silly little knives lodged in ya throat
• I give out knives for charity people say I’m a bit of a mad hatter
• “Let’s pretend this never happened” cops tryna rewrite history like Blackadder
• I carry the switch even when I ain’t in the wilderness I’m just a passionate backpacker
• Several people have attempted to confiscate my knives this world is full of backstabbers
• So many knives everywhere oh my golly gee whiz what a beautiful picture!
• I got knives galore I got knives galilla I got more knives than my favorite serial killers
• Knives for the grandparents knives for the children knives in my therapist ripe for the killin!
• They try to portray me as some kind of a villain what do they know? This is just how I make a livin
• Blade stretched out before me ridin down upon the cavalry upon a crimson colored dead horse
• It’s just me constantly beatin this dead horse my addiction to knives is a double edged sword
• Some people have real jobs as for me I surround with knives and start makin friends
• The workforce is for pussies I had my shot and chose the knives I’m a bayonet
• I often use one blade at a time and lay the rest in some stranger’s neck
• “Sir I am your doctor, please listen carefully.” nah fuck what the haters said
• I never speak to bitches with their knife holster on wrong just stab em then walk out whistlin all calm
• I gossip with my knife friends bout it then keep lookin on KnifeCollectorsOnly.Com
• Knives in the moon knives in the Sun knives in the arms dealers knives in their guns
• When it comes to stabbin innocent victims I’m number 1
• Knives in the country knives in the city knives carvin my autograph in ya girl’s titties
• I ain’t goin out a bang I’m goin out with a slice and I’m gonna take the world with me
• Knives in the US knives over the border knives through the documents for my restrainin order
• Hide the knife in marine wildlife oh silly me why must my friends contaminate the water?
• I ain’t cold-blooded with my knife collection I just stab pedestrians while chillin in the cut
• And as for the salary I get for my work well let’s just say I’ve made a killin off this stuff
• Knives in the asylum knives in the please help me I’m losin my mind
• Knives in the WHhFMTVssyvswyshHakHoakehkdinlifyd
• The puppet’s pen took a stab at these knife bars once again
• I just wrote 50 bars bout knives now that’s what I call cuttin edge
• Just an exposè to show the world what I can do with a knife or two
• Knives in the museum knives in the zoo knives in the park knives in YOU!