Battles vs Sir-Real
RULES
BYOB - Seasons Beatings
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Anonymous won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on May 29 2016
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- After you stabbed Kidwit in the back and he left the site that told me to stay alert
- You ain’t got no accolades till I turn this to a knighthood the king pullin a blade on Sir
- I’m leavin rappers/wrappers in the junk drawer and puttin this trash on the shelf I have to organize
- Callin ya self Real/reel quit actin up try and play me and watch ya life flash before ya eyes
- You bout to lose through my leverage due to the penmanship
- Smooth with the rhetoric doin it effortlessly steppin to me will get you dead in the streets
- For the check and the fee so check the technique I leave more shakin than epilepsy
- Sir’s awful not only with the rhymes but at any moment he can turn on you
- But to really get you buried in the cemetery you know I got some dirt on you
- Kidwit and Hallow asked me to join Killatomic you got on ya knees and begged to join those guys’ group
- Then you tried to pass me off as some fourth wheel but that “fourth wheel” was the drivin force behind you
- You once said that you fucked a 13 year old girl when you were 16, next to this motherfucka she hoped for a miracle
- Then you told Kidwit, “Why not fuck a freshman, when you graduate you need to take advantage of the girls in the year below.”
- I couldn’t even believe that shit I almost started feelin skeptical
- How can you sleep at night when you see a 13 year old girl on the pillow next to you?
- Watch out Kidwit! He’ll use force to gain power like Attack of the Clones I’m walkin on ya grave now that ya casket is closed
- What’s the matter homie, you mad you exposed? I ain’t even done yet let’s talk bout ya battle with Roane
- You kept messagin me bitchin bout the judges you take those who help you grow and make em ya enemies
- Those angry paragraphs are just a stain on ya legacy the rappad vote is just a number...age is a felony
- I heard ya track “The Girl on the Train” and damn near threw up I mean HOLY SHIT, YOU SUCK!
- Y’all know that was based on a true story? Except instead of a train it was a school bus
- He gonna say somethin bout how young I am that ain’t gonna impress em nor will it do damage
- You act like a child when you lose a battle then try and use age as some sort of an advantage
- Aww look he all shook! I sent this little boy into a panic
- Don’t worry ain’t no skeletons in my closet...just corpses in the attic!
- Now I’m cookin leave ya butchered should have planned and wore an apron but I’m movin forward while you lack coordination
- Bow to the king you just a guest at the coronation write a rap upon the page and it’s bland and formulaic
- I’m otherworldly watch you crumble as I laugh aboard a spaceship
- You wanna beef? Well for that chicken I go ham, bring home the bacon
- So those who log on and see this battle won’t debate it
- This a rapper goin ape shit vs a statutory rapist
DEFENDER'S RAP
- listen up everybody, you don't wanna miss this
- i'm gift (w)rapping this little bitch, just in time for christmas
- he's twisted, named puppet cause he likes to be fisted
- privileged rich kid, should have never persisted
- this guys the type, that sit's down when he pisses
- flow so mono tone, i swear he must be autistic
- my fitness eclipses, all his vocal glitches
- lyrics hit him like a brick, until his leg twitches
- good riddance, i'm controlling this like his ventriloquist
- kicking the shit out this kid, from those corny rappad list's
- so lame he gained heat, from repeatedly being defeated
- his feelings lead him to a seizure, from breathing all the ether
- but one day his speech got deeper, like he smoked a ton of reefer
- so he keep trying to compete, but like a fortnight he's too weak
- still a little pip squeak, who's sleazy with the cheesy technique
- don't even speak, need to stitch his mouth up seamless
- cause when he add a beat to his vocal - he just falls to pieces
- its more like monkey faeces, when he randomly tries to go ape shit
- but no mad graphics, his whole flow is 8-bit
- stick to written's, cause you spitting - its instant cringe
- this boy need a tissue, for that bullshit on his lips
- he loves to touch pricks, like he's giving out flu shots
- and sucking off Maverick, like his dick is a juice box
- you know who's posh, his name Soren Hugh Fox
- he loves to do squats, and slobber on dudes cocks
- his ass must be feeling the pain, from dick riding all day
- he's fast to put a heart, next to whatever a man say
- i've lost count of all the ways, he's gone out like a sucker
- his dad also took the L - when he unload inside his mother
- he swore he wore a rubber, damn the slut is butters
- wishing he just bust his nut over her stomach
- pushing it inside her, man he regret he ever done it
- this guy has told so many lies, that it made his nose grow
- so i'm blowing holes into ya dome, like your profile logo
- his brain exposed, got shot on the street like a photo
- pinocchio must be loco, to wanna go toe to toe in my dojo
- wanna get paid like O'Shea, but you never making no dough boy
- should have been a no show, you a phoney a fake, a decoy
- who's wishing on a star, prays one day he'll be a real boy
- better jet son like Elroy, i'm destroying any game plan
- lyrical blades can, quickly slice him open like braised lamb
- he's strange man, was made for shade the same as Ray Bans
- so throw him some votes, ya know - puppets need a hand
- his whole style is generic, and Sir is the name brand
- my finesse will suppress, any level you possess
- don't get vex, take a rest you kept second best
- this boy getting checked, like the shirt of a red neck
- he's the halls getting decked, raised his hand and lost the bet..